somebody find me a cruise, I cant be @rsed

price range ?

there you go you lazy cvnt

send me your details and I'll book it for you, 15% booking fee applies

http://www.liverpoolcruiseclub.com/fusion/detailcruise.pl?sessionkey=43A580C0-EAB8-4A7D-BA70-545F4BB58459&chosencruise=94_2.0&cid=100798&depair=LHR

http://www.atlantisevents.com/cruises_2010_caribbean.aspx

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Hello Sailor!

Have you changed your mind about your trip to France in may?

How many beds do you need?

The itinerary to oldbeans cruise

Mon: We set off rounding the cape of Big Horn
Tues: We dock in Poo Bay
Wed: On board for our wet t-shirtlifter contest
Thu: Sail home. Take the opportunity to do a couple of lengths in the swimming pool.

There's one in my local travel agents, 5 days around the med for £250. You have to make your own way to Malaga but Easyjet fly there for £25 and Malaga airport is only 3 miles outside the city - Torremolinas is also 3 miles away meaning you could cruise and stay.

This may be the same cruise:

http://cruises.thomascook.com/travel/cruise/passenger_select.rvlx?CruiseItineraryID=131386&cruise_departure_city=CRUISEONLY&from_price_currency=

me and my daughter, I need a fcucking break, head is up my ar$e and she could do with a break as well

France may still be on, still got the flght, might just bugger off and see what happens when I get there