just found this in the archive, provided by Gunslinger. Funny.
Gunslinger 01 Oct 01:52 Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:03 I have had the pleasure and good fortune to observe the amusing banter on these forums for some time now. I see we have many witty and learned fellows on Betfair so I thought I would join in the fun. Kindly welcome me.
TheRankingMissP 09 Sep 00:11 You must be new?
come on you irons 09 Sep 00:11 Welcome Spirit, hope you are well.
It's not good evening though. It's good morning now. ;-)
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:14 Indeed it is Good Morning.Ny first mistake already on my first posting. I am here to contribute and learn. Thank you.
Dudewheresmyvar 09 Sep 00:17 are you familiar with head in hands man?
cannyman 09 Sep 00:17 Not the ex poster my Weigh by any chance? :-)
sparkmaster. 09 Sep 00:17 lol, hello myweigh
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:18 I am a Male. I thought it was better to watch,learn and listen for the first 6 weeks until I thought I captured the essence and flavour of this forum. Thank you.
Zola's Back Heel 09 Sep 00:18 I did it my weigh.
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:20 are you familiar with head in hands man? Sadly I'm not.What is this please?
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:22 Not the ex poster my Weigh by any chance? :-)
Was this poster a pillow of the betfair community? A fine upstanding person in your opinion?
cannyman 09 Sep 00:24 On the contrary. An entertaining nutter if I remember correctly.
sparkmaster. 09 Sep 00:24 An early incarnation of Each Weigh as I remember.
green willow 09 Sep 00:29 Have you had your initiation ceremony? This consists of posting a "witty remark".
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:29 sparkmaster and cannyman,I note that you are both amongst the senior members of this community.I look forward to receiving your wise counsel in our future communications.
cannyman 09 Sep 00:31 Sparky's more senior than me. Well in Forum terms anyway. :-(
sparkmaster. 09 Sep 00:31 lol, the thing is, being senior in forum terms also merits a :-(
green willow 09 Sep 00:32 This must be verified as "witty" by at least one member of the forum. For example, you say something and someone retorts "that's witty".
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:32 Have you had your initiation ceremony? This consists of posting a "witty remark".
Well I did say "Pillow" of the community instead of "Pillar" which I thought rather droll.I trust this will qualify,though I can not expect at this stage to rival the undoubted wit of some members here.
green willow 09 Sep 00:33 That is indeed a witty remark. You're in. :)
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:39 Many thanks green willow.I accept your approval and acceptance with true humility.
cannyman 09 Sep 00:42 So, what have you been doing the last few years SOMW?
cannyman 09 Sep 00:44 Since you left here.
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:49 So, what have you been doing the last few years SOMW?
I have been incarcerated in one of Her Majesty's finer establishments. Now I am a free man,I see this as one way to re-establish myself in mainstream life,though it may take a while to completely make the transition to normality.I have,hopefully,learned to calm down and not be provoked as my temper and outbursts were,sadly,the stuff of legend. We live and learn and,hopefully,mature.I must learn to keep calm and relax and not return to my old ways.
green willow 09 Sep 00:49 somw, cheers LOL
green willow 09 Sep 00:53 I have been incarcerated in one of Her Majesty's finer establishments.
These Forum Moderators went too far, must have been something you said. A bit harsh imo.
punterfleecer 09 Sep 00:53 SOMW, whit ye done?
green willow 09 Sep 00:55 First of all you get a month ban from here, second time they lock you up? I'd better watch what I say, I'm on a yellow already.
cannyman 09 Sep 00:56 Ok, thanks for the honest reply. Just chill in future. Have you thought of buying a cat?
green willow 09 Sep 00:58 :^0
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:59 Ok, thanks for the honest reply. Just chill in future. Have you thought of buying a cat?
Thank you.The problem I have is that sometimes I,inexplicably "lose it" which pains me,in retrospect and leaves me full of remorse.Occassionally the damage botm mental and physical has already been done to all parties concerned. I must stay focused and chill,you are correct Sir.
green willow 09 Sep 01:01 Serious question canny, that little cat that hangs around my garden is covered in fleas. Although it's not mine I fancy getting it a flea collar, can't stand to see the poor fcker in torment, it's only a kitten. Good idea or not?
green willow 09 Sep 01:03 Friendly little thing, it is. Likes a nice game of attack the feather duster though.
cannyman 09 Sep 01:06 mmm, I'm no expert gw. Zelda might be best. Is it deffo a stray?
cannyman 09 Sep 01:07 Can't you adopt it gw? Take it to the vet first to have it checked out?
cannyman 09 Sep 01:08 Has it got a home?
punterfleecer 09 Sep 01:09 green willow 09 Sep 01:01 Serious question canny, that little cat that hangs around my garden is covered in fleas. Although it's not mine I fancy getting it a flea collar, can't stand to see the poor fcker in torment, it's only a kitten. Good idea or not?
is that meant to be funny? like shyte it is
cannyman 09 Sep 01:11 Not sure what you mean Punter.
Dudewheresmyvar 09 Sep 01:12 get a flea treatment from your local supermarket. take it to vets (if you're concerned).
Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 01:13 Allow me to interject here.It appears an honest enquiry forom a well-meaning and well-intentioned guy.I salute and support you Sir. It would be better if you adopted this cat as it seems friendly and deseves a good home and owner.
green willow 09 Sep 01:13 I don't really want to adopt it, I'll see plenty of it now that we're "mates". Its always around but pretty sure its not a stray as it has a collar with a bell. It looks undernourished though, that's why I let it in and give it a snack, chicken today. The little fcker won't touch the dried stuff though so it can't be that hungry.
punterfleecer 09 Sep 01:14 that little cat that hangs around my garden is covered in fleas
did you use a decent rope??
green willow 09 Sep 01:16 Dudewheresmyvar 09 Sep 01:12 get a flea treatment from your local supermarket
I agree with Dude, didn't know you could get them from the supermarket but I'll pay a fiver maximum, that's it. I'll have a look.
cannyman 09 Sep 01:19 The best flea treatment (to my knowledge) is Frontline. Expensive from the vet, half the price online.
green willow 09 Sep 01:19 I don't fancy trying to get a collar round it, too feisty for me. I call her Janet by the way.
cannyman 09 Sep 01:20 gw. I bet the poor little bugar will be having kittens soon.
green willow 09 Sep 01:20 I'll have a quick butcher's on ebay, cheers canny.
Do wah Diddy 01 Oct 03:09 MY WEIGH HAS GONE HIS WAY
charlie stubbs 01 Oct 03:13 do wah diddy you wanna lay off the drink mate
Do wah Diddy 01 Oct 03:27 YOU DONT WANT A LIFE LIKE MINE ,BEHAVE YOUR SELF,DONT BEA A NAUGHTY BOY LIKE ME OR AS I SAID BEFORE YOULL BEEEE SORRRRRRY
Hank Hill 01 Oct 03:32 he was a legend - had a competition called who can beat buzzer (or something like that - it was a long time ago!) buzzer was someone that got teased mercilessly by him and the comp was v v funny
just found this in the archive, provided by Gunslinger. Funny.Gunslinger 01 Oct 01:52 Spirit Of My Weigh 09 Sep 00:03I have had the pleasure and good fortune to observe the amusing banter on these forums for some time now. I see we have many
Heavens to betsy I was a most eloquent and loquacious poster back in September.
Alas and alac my contributions seem to have deteriorated in their cogency and literacy since those halcyon days....
Heavens to betsy I was a most eloquent and loquacious poster back in September.Alas and alac my contributions seem to have deteriorated in their cogency and literacy since those halcyon days....
and as you know Canny, I AM a re-incarnation of a much-loved Forumite ( me) but that was NOT the much-lamented MY WEIGH..
HAVE YOU GOT THAT YOU BUNCH OF NUMPTIES.....
The above a smalltribute to "My Weigh" who I had some great verbal battles with.
We exchanged gay badinage...
and as you know Canny, I AM a re-incarnation of a much-loved Forumite ( me) but that was NOT the much-lamented MY WEIGH..HAVE YOU GOT THAT YOU BUNCH OF NUMPTIES.....The above a smalltribute to "My Weigh" who I had some great verbal battles with.We ex