A lot of jolly folk about

just got out of the pub

You must live up north. Or at least not in London. Say hello down there and they look at you as if you've got 2 heads. Why so unfriendly?

You are correct,i live in Leeds,work in Harrogate.

Ah, Harrogate, posh up there. Even posher than Chester.

Friendly posh though, not stuck up posh.

So posh,they get the big issue delivered,and eat fish and *****with gloves on.

And when the women are 'coming', they say 'I'm arriving!'