Couple kidnapped by pirates

who cares,pair of planks

Fed to the sharks I believe...

The vigil will commence forthwith.

Keith Richards will lead the accompaniment

bill wyman will sneak in with a nifty bass hook

Brodie don't spread urself too thin....the dead will feel less remembered if u water down ur grief by taking too much on.

I'll drink plenty to replenish the tears my friend. It's what I do..hic.

Good plan.

By the way, my dog's name is Brodie, no offence though.

How does he smell?

Doe he take the p1ss too ? ;)

acdc on bbc4 at the mo.

:0 he is a she actually

finished ,dire straits now

At least they'll get to watch plenty of movies

Has Mr Brown asked for them to be released ?

Apparently same Pirates have just snatched a British owned ship
so good chance they mayl through in the couple as a bonus when the ship ransome is paid.

good one Joel