my greyhound sat on settee

I don't understand the question.

good man

You are giving him the message he is in charge and you'll lose his respect. Feck him off asap.

I've read parts of "The Dog Whisper" :0

ta ovalman, you may be right there on my next visit in the room hes off on the floor and i am off on the settee

he wants bonez

let him rule the roost yorky, he is a greyhound ffs, a fine specimen above all others amongst his peers