how do i become a communist?

emigrate to China?

become an advocate of a centrally planned economies and learn to goosestep.

Get bummed by Jimmy Somerville and Richard Coles.

Thats the way to go.

Just Nationalize the top 10 FTSE100 companies without compensation.

That is 600 BILLION

resell at half price

our 100 Billion debt will be covered
and the other 200Billion will fund the UK for a few months.

Ken Masters 06 Oct 14:07


Get bummed by Jimmy Somerville and Richard Coles.


:D

I was told that Kerala in India was a communist ruled state.Might as well go somewhere warm till you see if you like it. :D

The town of Modena in Italy is Communist.

Where do Ferraris and Lambos come from??

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join the CPGB

comrade

DOCTOR EVIL 06 Oct 14:20
Thats the way to go.

Just Nationalize the top 10 FTSE100 companies without compensation.

That is 600 BILLION

resell at half price

our 100 Billion debt will be covered
and the other 200Billion will fund the UK for a few months.


shame they're not british

canaryboy 06 Oct 14:02
i like their way of thinking

You have changed your tune

:) :) :) :D :D

Once at the camps, from October 1939 to February 1940, the Poles were subjected to lengthy interrogations and constant political agitation by NKVD officers such as Vasily Zarubin. The Poles were encouraged to believe they would be released, but the interviews were in effect a selection process to determine who would live and who would die.
According to NKVD reports, if the prisoners could not be induced to adopt a pro-Soviet attitude, they were declared "hardened and uncompromising enemies of Soviet authority."

On 5 March, 1940, pursuant to a note to Stalin from Beria, the members of the Soviet Politburo

a form of socialism that abolishes private ownership
a political theory favoring collectivism in a classless society

After 3 April, 1940, at least 22,436 POWs and prisoners were executed: 15,131 POWs (most or all of them from the three camps) and at least 7,305 prisoners in western parts of Belarus and Ukraine. A 1956 memo from KGB chief Alexander Shelepin to First Secretary Nikita Khrushchev contains incomplete information about the personal files of 21,857 murdered POWs and prisoners.

Those who died at Katyn included an admiral, two generals, 24 colonels, 79 lieutenant colonels, 258 majors, 654 captains, 17 naval captains, 3,420 NCOs, seven chaplains, three landowners, a prince, 43 officials, 85 privates, and 131 refugees.

Also among the dead were 20 university professors (including Stefan Kaczmarz); 300 physicians; several hundred lawyers, engineers, and teachers; and more than 100 writers and journalists as well as about 200 pilots. In all, the NKVD executed almost half the Polish officer corps.

the title said communist, not russian mentalist...

Vasili Mikhailovich Blokhin, chief executioner for the NKVD, personally shot 6,000 of those condemned to death over a period of 28 days in April 1940.

awesome

canaryboy 06 Oct 14:02
i like their way of thinking

But not Russain and not Chinese commies

So which commies?

;) ;)

the non crazy ones

a form of socialism that abolishes private ownership
a political theory favoring collectivism in a classless society

we wont go into Mao Tse Tung or Pol Pot's communism ..
Having second thoughts CB ? :0 :0

so which commies?

North Korea?

You like a bit of their communism?

Anytime today.

:0 :0

no not really

i take it you'd list a load of US serial killers if someone said they wanted to become a US citizen

a form of socialism that abolishes private ownership
a political theory favoring collectivism in a classless society

so you cannot name any then?

I see

:0 :0

please note i didn't mention becoming a chinese, korean or any other mentalist

I'm happy being an English mentalist, who won't be going to China.

just face it you have been shown up

:( :(

I am sooooo sorrrry

:( :(

it's a long flight tbf

You will need to pay for extra luggage space (some do anyway)

;)

yes you've really got me with your racist rhetoric and nauseating smileys

tbf there was only one on his last post.

haha

racist rhetoric???

I think it was you who**ged of the Chinese earlier

:0 :0

But I will keep it quiet

:D :D

he made up for it bless him

Having visited 1 of the only 3 communist states last year( Not Cuba or North Korea the other one) it is not a pretty site. The have nots have nothing the haves , have got everything and more. The heating was even ruled by the government unless you could afford your own heating.The radiators come on at 5pm(the temp in the daytime gets down to - 10 to -15 and -15 to -20 at night in the winter) and even then they are barely warm, the hot water is a joke. I twould be warmer to p iss yourself than rely on he water from the taps. Luckily since June they have voted out the communists and elected a pro western government. Things haven't changed yet but they might. I met a 67 year old women working in a museum to earn a little extra money as her government pension was less than £3 a month. Prices of most items are more expensive than in the UK . Most elderly people rely on money from family working abroad or as i saw begging ( this women was well over 70 and the temp was freezing). When i was there in the summer saw a women who charged 1 of the local currency ( 15 to the £) for using her bathroom scales this was in the main street in the capital.Do you think you would see the same on Oxford Street. Be careful what you wish for. Can you guess the country.

Scotland

Vietnam ?

What about Cuba.

must have fell asleep

' Not Cuba or North Korea the other one '

Laos appears to still be communist

even people who spend a lot of time carrying bags full of money have to sleep :p

Nepal

Isn't Nepal still communist ?

The best example of Communism was
East Germany and in particular
East Berlin
where it was so Goooood the Communists resorted to SHOOTING people trying to get out !!

The same thing Applies today to North Korea.

The only problem with wanting a non-mentalist communist state is that you have to be mental to think it would work in the first place.

It may be a lovely idea as a theory but when you factor in human greed it has not, can not and will never work ever.

lol

the thread was tongue in cheek when i wrote it btw

brilliant by ken again 4th post in.