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Occam's Razor
29 Dec 09 13:32
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I am very worried my house will get trashed by the little nutter. He hasn't been diagnosed hyperactive but it is very obvious. You can't smack other people's children or even discipline them strongly.

How should I deal with this? I am thinking one on one adult supervision but it looks dodgy. Or tying him up.
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Report Ken Masters • December 29, 2009 2:32 PM GMT
Lots and lots of sugar.
Report Shaky • December 29, 2009 2:33 PM GMT
why does supervision look dodgy? you dont have to supervise in the nude.
Report Petrus Romanus • December 29, 2009 2:33 PM GMT
If he really kicks off and starts thrashing around throw him in the bath and chuck ur washing in with him...it'll be clean in no time.
Report Trading Places • December 29, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
are you CRB checked?
Report Barry Conway • December 29, 2009 2:41 PM GMT
Take him to a Casino, you'll clean up on the blackjack tables.
Report madsimon • December 29, 2009 2:41 PM GMT
kidnapping a child is a serious offence even if he has ADHD
Report Splicer Keats • December 29, 2009 2:46 PM GMT
Do you have a cupboard under the stairs ?
Report Biscar Two from a mile back • December 29, 2009 2:49 PM GMT
ADHD ffs cant you get him into Coldplay instead of that metal sheight
Report Vubiant • December 29, 2009 2:51 PM GMT
Lave a number of very tempting toys within easy reach .....ccover them with an industrial strength glue.
He's bound to go for one of them ......
and will be at the hospital all day . Sorted.
Report Six of Clubs • December 29, 2009 2:52 PM GMT
take him to a heavy metal concert, stick him in the mosh pit. come back 2 hours later
Report lmfao • December 29, 2009 3:00 PM GMT
Swearbox 29 Dec 15:33


If he really kicks off and starts thrashing around throw him in the bath and chuck ur washing in with him...it'll be clean in no time


very good lol :)
Report lmfao • December 29, 2009 3:01 PM GMT
ADHD is a load of dingos kidneys

hes a spoilt little brat with no parental control

end of.
Report Petrus Romanus • December 29, 2009 3:03 PM GMT
correct lmfao....a few well timed and surgical slaps upside his head when he kicks off should cure him...feckin' spoilt.
Report Pounf • December 29, 2009 3:28 PM GMT
Be out when he arrives
Report bertiesmalls69 • December 29, 2009 3:42 PM GMT
my daughters are swimmers and swam with a boy that supposedly had that disorder he got kicked out of the club....thankfully.....he was never statemented he was just an over indulged boorish little moron who could do no wrong in his parents eyes & therein lay the problem.....
Report Reyes • December 29, 2009 3:43 PM GMT
funny how no kid had this until recently
Report Hoss • December 29, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
Reyes, they had it knocked out of them.
Report hammers world cup winners 1966 • December 29, 2009 3:49 PM GMT
i always find a good hard punch in the back winsa them and they sit still ,hope this helps.
Report lmfao • December 29, 2009 4:13 PM GMT
taxi driver told me the state pays him to take some of these little darlings to a special school every morning- 2 of em kicked off first day- he stopped car and blew his top at them- and threatened that if they ever misbehaved again he would drive into a wood and beat the s hit out of them

guess what- hes never had a repeat problem- they are polite and on time every trip now- and call him Mr .

problem solved.
Report Occam's Razor • December 29, 2009 4:14 PM GMT
Good advice chaps. Think a slap here and there should do it.
Report trader pj • December 29, 2009 4:22 PM GMT
lmfao KNOWS - and I have 2 kids so speak from experience
Report wur • December 29, 2009 4:23 PM GMT
Put some strawberry sauce on your window. He'll just sit there licking it and you won't even notice him.
Report BillKiller • December 29, 2009 6:22 PM GMT
LOL @ Wur
Report delz • December 29, 2009 6:24 PM GMT
Rohypnol solves it all.
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