the missus is hammered.

Got any stuffing left over? Sure she will see the funny side in twenty or thirty years time. Possibly.

photos and put them on the internet for us

lurpak, re ancat that scene from last tango in paris, at least it will be a plausible excuse in court

If she's as plump as you I'd pull her dress down to cover the asre. :-)

It might be best to have a cold sandiwch, eh.

She ain't Mitchell, size 8 - 10. Wonder i haven't killed her.

Sounds good, get stuck in.

Don't bother with euphamisms mitch, I can handle "fat" as a description.

you must be pessed, you're spellings gone to pot. :-)

spelling's. lol

your

is she indian sib?

How hot is the fire sib, and how close is she? Maybe you could stick a couple of slices of bread in her arse crack and watch them gently toast.

lol.

Why Indian? you mixing me up with someone else. Canny was it?

When she complains in the morning that her arse and knickers are full of crumbs, just point out she should count her lucky starts you are such a gent, as most of the deviants round here would have taken her up the marmite.

Put a smiley face on her arse cheeks with lipstick and stick the photo on here.

she is come back to life. We are doing the choosing a track each on youtube. (she thinks I am searching as I type). She's sobering I'm getting more drunk, we will meet inthe middle around 2.30 am.

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absolutely.:-(

I ran amok with the felt pens once on a passed out girlfriend - thought I was using the one from the wipe clean notice board, but turned out to be the permanent marker. Talk about overreacting!

S, about 3 years ago you went a long time without imbibing alcolol around this time right??

HrH

Whats the name of the famous common danish schnapps?

give her one with her face right against the fire... she'll push back better

Me on the alcohol thing? You either have the wrong man or I have put it out of my mind due to the trauma.

I checked out a yuvut yesterday.. normally interesting and first pic looked ok...

but... it was a woman giving a man a BJ in soiuxiant neuf ( the pic), and some other chap was rimming him at same time...

just to warn u

Sorry Sib

It was Staggy...

apologies

Too high a price to pay, imho.

(on bj post)

FOC sib.. normally no ** stuff.. but Dear God there it was...chunder time

forgive me, but what is "FOC"?

I am vaguely p*ssed. She is falling asleep in front of the fire. her dress has risen up and her *rse is staring me in the face.

Any suggestions?


go to the boozer and bang something else. don't get many chances

RR

Aalborg Aquavit is the most common schnapps I've seen in Denmark.

finger her, video it then put it on yuvutu.com so i can av a look :)

Put the remote control up there and after leaving it on a really ** channel

Then leave her to it

After bumming her obviously

go get your closest neighbour of african origin to make her sorry for sitting in such a pose!.....she wont do it again!.....or at least not with you!