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I am vaguely p*ssed. She is falling asleep in front of the fire. her dress has risen up and her *rse is staring me in the face.
Any suggestions?
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Got any stuffing left over? Sure she will see the funny side in twenty or thirty years time. Possibly.
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photos and put them on the internet for us
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lurpak, re ancat that scene from last tango in paris, at least it will be a plausible excuse in court
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If she's as plump as you I'd pull her dress down to cover the asre. :-)
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It might be best to have a cold sandiwch, eh.
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She ain't Mitchell, size 8 - 10. Wonder i haven't killed her.
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Sounds good, get stuck in.
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Don't bother with euphamisms mitch, I can handle "fat" as a description.
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you must be pessed, you're spellings gone to pot. :-)
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spelling's. lol
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is she indian sib?
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How hot is the fire sib, and how close is she? Maybe you could stick a couple of slices of bread in her arse crack and watch them gently toast.
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lol.
Why Indian? you mixing me up with someone else. Canny was it? |
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When she complains in the morning that her arse and knickers are full of crumbs, just point out she should count her lucky starts you are such a gent, as most of the deviants round here would have taken her up the marmite.
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Put a smiley face on her arse cheeks with lipstick and stick the photo on here.
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she is come back to life. We are doing the choosing a track each on youtube. (she thinks I am searching as I type). She's sobering I'm getting more drunk, we will meet inthe middle around 2.30 am.
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Charles1980 26 Dec 01:07
your absolutely.:-( |
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I ran amok with the felt pens once on a passed out girlfriend - thought I was using the one from the wipe clean notice board, but turned out to be the permanent marker. Talk about overreacting!
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S, about 3 years ago you went a long time without imbibing alcolol around this time right??
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HrH
Whats the name of the famous common danish schnapps? |
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give her one with her face right against the fire... she'll push back better
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Me on the alcohol thing? You either have the wrong man or I have put it out of my mind due to the trauma.
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I checked out a yuvut yesterday.. normally interesting and first pic looked ok...
but... it was a woman giving a man a BJ in soiuxiant neuf ( the pic), and some other chap was rimming him at same time... just to warn u |
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Sorry Sib
It was Staggy... apologies |
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Too high a price to pay, imho.
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(on bj post)
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FOC sib.. normally no ** stuff.. but Dear God there it was...chunder time
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forgive me, but what is "FOC"?
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I am vaguely p*ssed. She is falling asleep in front of the fire. her dress has risen up and her *rse is staring me in the face.
Any suggestions? go to the boozer and bang something else. don't get many chances |
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RR
Aalborg Aquavit is the most common schnapps I've seen in Denmark. |
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finger her, video it then put it on yuvutu.com so i can av a look :)
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Put the remote control up there and after leaving it on a really ** channel
Then leave her to it After bumming her obviously |
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go get your closest neighbour of african origin to make her sorry for sitting in such a pose!.....she wont do it again!.....or at least not with you!
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