Worst presents this year?

Not worst but a strange thing happened this morning.. i was out walking the dog with my earphones plugged in listening to radio 5 when this fcking great dog came out of nowhere , jumped up and ripped my earphones out and broke my radio into the bargain.....first present i unwrapped this morning...a roberts sports radio with earphones...how very very apt :)

bird table !!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

lol at bird table, someone doesn't like you.

How long did you get Snooch ?

self stirring tea mug :(

My mum bought me an ice scraper which I dumpedin the bin. The next day we had a heavy frost and I had to dig it out to clear my windscreen

bunch of ungrateful bar stewards, hope you all get sod all next year!

I got a frying pan off my gf.

Waterproof radio to use in the shower and i don't have a shower

Excellent :^0

I got three "comedy" DVDs from my mum, but it turns out they were intended for my twunt of a brother-in-law - who got the book that was intended for me.

As two of the DVDs are Russell Howard and Stephen Amos, I am delighted to be sending them to that idiot.