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22 Dec 09
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I HAD A WALK ABOUT TOWN TO GET A FEW CARDS,I THEN WHENT IN MORRISONS AND WAITED IN THE FOYER FOR 15 MINS FOR MY MAM
A LADY WHO WAS BACKWARD HAD 2 BAGS IN HER TROLLEY AND WHEN HER MAM CAME SHE TOOK THE TWO BAGS OUT ,AND FORGOT TO GET HER POUND OUT OF THE TROLLEY,THEN TWO OLD LADYS STARTED ARGUEING OVER THE TROLLEY THEY BOTH HAD ONE ,BUT WANTED ONE WITH THE FREE £1 PIECE IN,ONE WOMAN STARTED PUSHING 2 TROLLEYS
A YOUTH WAS WALKING UP AND DOWN ,HE HAD PUT £4 IN THE PASSPORT PHOTO BOOTH AND NO PHOTOS CAME OUT ,HE GOT HOLD OF THE TOILET CLEANER ,AND TOLD HIM HE WANTED HIS MONEY BACK
THEN THE MAN WHOD COME TO**THE NODDY CAR RIDE MENDED IT,A LITTLE LAD GOT ON IT AND IT WAS GOING ,HIS MOTHER WANTED CTO KNOW WHERE HED GOT THE MONEY FOR THE RIDE,SHE TOLD HIM TO HURRY UP AND THEN DRAGGED HIM OFF,IT STARTED UP AGAIN AND HE WENT BACK ON,AND SHE WAS SCREAMING AT HIM TO GET OFF,
A PREGNANT GIRL TOLD HER BOYFRIEND TO GET A TROLLEY AND HE CAME BACK WITH A SMALL ONE,SHE SHOUTED AT HIM AND TOLD HIM TO GO BACK AND GET A BIGGER ONE
THEN A MAN SAID TO HIS WIFE ,HOW LONG WILL WE BE IN HERE ,AND SHE SAID YOUR ALWAYS THE SAME WHEN YOU COME SHOPPING WITH ME,YOU WANT TO RUSH IN AND RUSH OUT
I WAS STRESSED OUT AND I DIDNT EVEN SHOP
A LADY WHO WAS BACKWARD HAD 2 BAGS IN HER TROLLEY AND WHEN HER MAM CAME SHE TOOK THE TWO BAGS OUT ,AND FORGOT TO GET HER POUND OUT OF THE TROLLEY,THEN TWO OLD LADYS STARTED ARGUEING OVER THE TROLLEY THEY BOTH HAD ONE ,BUT WANTED ONE WITH THE FREE £1 PIECE IN,ONE WOMAN STARTED PUSHING 2 TROLLEYS
A YOUTH WAS WALKING UP AND DOWN ,HE HAD PUT £4 IN THE PASSPORT PHOTO BOOTH AND NO PHOTOS CAME OUT ,HE GOT HOLD OF THE TOILET CLEANER ,AND TOLD HIM HE WANTED HIS MONEY BACK
THEN THE MAN WHOD COME TO**THE NODDY CAR RIDE MENDED IT,A LITTLE LAD GOT ON IT AND IT WAS GOING ,HIS MOTHER WANTED CTO KNOW WHERE HED GOT THE MONEY FOR THE RIDE,SHE TOLD HIM TO HURRY UP AND THEN DRAGGED HIM OFF,IT STARTED UP AGAIN AND HE WENT BACK ON,AND SHE WAS SCREAMING AT HIM TO GET OFF,
A PREGNANT GIRL TOLD HER BOYFRIEND TO GET A TROLLEY AND HE CAME BACK WITH A SMALL ONE,SHE SHOUTED AT HIM AND TOLD HIM TO GO BACK AND GET A BIGGER ONE
THEN A MAN SAID TO HIS WIFE ,HOW LONG WILL WE BE IN HERE ,AND SHE SAID YOUR ALWAYS THE SAME WHEN YOU COME SHOPPING WITH ME,YOU WANT TO RUSH IN AND RUSH OUT
I WAS STRESSED OUT AND I DIDNT EVEN SHOP
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yep - sounds like the demographic for shoppers at Morrison's
STOP SHOUTING EVERYBODY..
..It's Christmas Time :) :x
..It's Christmas Time :) :x
NO ,YOU DONT SEE MANY STARS IN OUR MORRISONS,THE ONLY ONE I THINK IVE SEEN IS PAUL MCARTNEY ,HE WAS DOING PENNY FOR THE GUY OUTSIDE MORRISONS IN NOVEMBER
Like shopping in a supermarket were I know where everything is....them then b@rstewards move stuff :(
FLATLINER YES ,THATS WHAT THEY DO THEY LET YOU GET USED TO FINDING YOUR TIN FOIL FOR THE TURKEY ,AND NEXT CHRISTMAS THEY MOVE IT
Is that the singer chap?
Not bad I suppose, but hardly a world famous celebrity like Denise or Alan like they show on the adverts.
Not bad I suppose, but hardly a world famous celebrity like Denise or Alan like they show on the adverts.
Is he that little midget fellow, looks like a pixie?
The chap who does the New Year programme sat at a miniature piano.
THERES NO NORMAL PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE PIANO,YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT
WHILE YOUR SAT THERE THINKING ABOUT IT,PUT YOUR FEET UP AND RELAX
I BET YOU CAN COUNT ON TWO HANDS THE NUMBER OF PIANO PLAYERS YOU KNOW
IN FACT WHO DO YOU KNOW ,WHO KNOWS FIVE HARP PLAYERS
YOU MIGHT THINK YOUVE BEEN AROUND AND SEEN LIFE,BUT NAME 5 HARP PLAYERS AND 10 PIANOISTS
AND NESTOR MIGHT KNOW ONE AS HE LIVES IN THE COUNTRY
The lazer harp... ah yes. Jean michel Jarre
Little Boots (popstar) is currently playing concerts with one of them that she made herself
Little Boots (popstar) is currently playing concerts with one of them that she made herself
THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT RING BELLS,DO FLOWER ARRANGEING,LEARN SPANISH,SKUBA DIVERS ,MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS, YOU DONT KNOW HALF WHAT YOUR NEIGHBOURS GET UPTO
YOU COULD BE LIVEING NEXT DOOR TO A POT HOLER FOR ALL YOU KNOW
do wah :x hope your feeling better and have a great xmas oh and your mam
YES I COME ON HERS FOR A BET ,AND THERES PEOPLE WITH COMPUTERISTIC BOTS TRYING TO RAPE YOU OF ALL YOUR MONEY
THERE SHOULD BE A REGISTER OF THEM ALL
THERE SHOULD BE A REGISTER OF THEM ALL
RED BAG THANKYOU FOR YOUR SMILEY FACE AND LOVE HEART
Following on from his opening post Do Wah wrote
Do wah Diddy 22 Dec 09 14:20
I KNOW LOADS OF CAPITAL LETTERS
I know this is a very old thread but this really tickled me for some reason & yes I am sober
Do wah Diddy 22 Dec 09 14:20
I KNOW LOADS OF CAPITAL LETTERS
I know this is a very old thread but this really tickled me for some reason & yes I am sober
I read it till reply 3.....Big Charlie not around any more
The sad thing is that what DWD describes is typical of supermarket shopping which is a horrible, stressful experience suffered, but accepted as normal, by so many people every week.
Supermarket giants are taking over the world. Once they drive all the small businesses skint they'll have the full monopoly.
You may save a few quid now but later you will be under their control. Buy local from local people!
You may save a few quid now but later you will be under their control. Buy local from local people!
So obviously true 666 so why dont people see this. The big supermarkets have already been caught price fixing dairy goods and that will be just the tip of the iceberg.
Saving a few quid is actually an illusion because the average shopper actually spends more after being confronted with all the marketing tricks of the supermarkets but people seem happy to be pawns in the supermarkets game.
Buy only what you need from local shops and you'll be amazed how much less you spend over time and also how pleasant shopping can be.
Saving a few quid is actually an illusion because the average shopper actually spends more after being confronted with all the marketing tricks of the supermarkets but people seem happy to be pawns in the supermarkets game.
Buy only what you need from local shops and you'll be amazed how much less you spend over time and also how pleasant shopping can be.
Do Wah has observed the unpleasantness of supermarket market shopping and brought it to our attention.
The next time you are in a supermarket take a look at your fellow shoppers and see and feel the stress.
The next time you are in a supermarket take a look at your fellow shoppers and see and feel the stress.
Au contraire.....focus on the good and cheerful, ignore the mundane and unsightly....you will feel better for it !
Was in Sainsburys Kensington yesterday and there was a choir of kids singing Christmas carols....great stuff !
WE USED TO HAVE A BRASS BAND PLAYING IN SALFORD AND CAROL SINGERS UNTILL SOMEONE PINCHED ALL THE INSTRUMENTS FROM THE BRASS BAND HUT
WE USED TO HAVE A BRASS BAND PLAYING IN SALFORD AND CAROL SINGERS UNTILL SOMEONE PINCHED ALL THE INSTRUMENTS FROM THE BRASS BAND HUT
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BRASS BAND TRYING TO PLAY MUSIC WHEN THEVE NO INSTRUMENTS ITS DEMORALISING
Wasn't that just before they made the film "Brassed Off"
Have a good Christmas Do Wah, if I don't see you on any threads before then !
Have a good Christmas Do Wah, if I don't see you on any threads before then !
THANK YOU THE LEPERD AND MERRY XMAS TO YOU
I LIKE THE AU CONTRAIRE THAT YOU WROTE ,SPEAKING IN FRENCH IS A NEW STRING TO YOUR BOW ,IVE NOTED YOU CAN SPEAK FRENCH
I LIKE THE AU CONTRAIRE THAT YOU WROTE ,SPEAKING IN FRENCH IS A NEW STRING TO YOUR BOW ,IVE NOTED YOU CAN SPEAK FRENCH
Yes....she does an amazing crescendo.....almost an explosion !
C'est vrais mon brav, je l'etude a l'ecole a la 'O' Level....et j'appris une grade A (non googled)
Googled : C'est vrai mon ami, j'ai étudié le niveau de O à l'école et a obtenu un grade A
Merry Christmas Do wah and thanks for all the laughs you've given me with your posts.
Cracking post m8. 
I remember a few years back a post on here at this time of year. It made no sense at all about some dude hiding in the bushes and stepping in sh1t and all kinds of other stuff. Was funny as feck. I wish i could find it.
I remember a few years back a post on here at this time of year. It made no sense at all about some dude hiding in the bushes and stepping in sh1t and all kinds of other stuff. Was funny as feck. I wish i could find it.
Was it Jarvis Cocker Steve??? Always strikes me as a dude you'd find hiding in bushes etc.
Still if it's Morrisons we're talking about ours has the drunks having a play slow motion fight outside to a ghetto blaster playing Glory Days by Springsteen and an old couple once found a porno disc in what they thought was a copy of a Doris Day movie.
I popped to asda earlier & you'd think it was christmas eve , i grabbed a few bargains & scarpered ...
Out of the hundreds of peeps i saw the only one that made me take any notice was the Big Chavvy guy hanging over the other side of the trolley as he pushed it and half Drooling just Blarted out to his Missus in the fruit & veg aisle "GET SAUSAGES"!!!!!!!!
Out of the hundreds of peeps i saw the only one that made me take any notice was the Big Chavvy guy hanging over the other side of the trolley as he pushed it and half Drooling just Blarted out to his Missus in the fruit & veg aisle "GET SAUSAGES"!!!!!!!!
Piano Players I know..bobby crush mrs mills russ conway elton john liberace marry banilow jools holland gilbert osullivan neil sedaka ..thats 9.
GREAT TO SEE THIS THREAD BACK AGAIN. MY FAVOURITE SUPERMARKET AND EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE CHITCHATTER IN HARMONY, A WINNING COMBINATION IF EVER I SAW ONE.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS DIDDY
HAPPY CHRISTMAS DIDDY
Was this Morrison's in real life or facebook. My 154 friends seem to find something awful to report to me every day. Or something so "cute", I want to puke......
I live next door to a pot-holer but I don't know any harpists.
Spot on Alun. Would be great to see Do Wah back
Best poster on here by a country mile for putting a smile on yer face.
Best poster on here by a country mile for putting a smile on yer face.
Do wah Diddy • December 22, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
FLATLINER YES ,THATS WHAT THEY DO THEY LET YOU GET USED TO FINDING YOUR TIN FOIL FOR THE TURKEY ,AND NEXT CHRISTMAS THEY MOVE IT
Quality stuff.
FLATLINER YES ,THATS WHAT THEY DO THEY LET YOU GET USED TO FINDING YOUR TIN FOIL FOR THE TURKEY ,AND NEXT CHRISTMAS THEY MOVE IT
Quality stuff.
And just yesterday, my daughter told a man off, again, for parking in the "Parent With Child" spaces....
Them bloody posh housewifes in the chelsea tractors will knock you down to get the christmas shopping in
Max bygraves used to be much more appreciated than me and had several hit records and appeared on prime time t v and appeared on many royal variety performances and made film's
He climbed the heights to the very top .They soon forget and he rarely gets talked about .
Even Winston churchill was haled a hero and they all call him when his name is mentioned
They all went to church in England and built god up and deserted him .one min they were worshiping him in churches now they buy their fruit and veg from them or let others worship other gods .it just depends who is the trend setter god of the day
They build you up over a matter of time .and then they drop you like a lead weight when theve had enough of you
If they can forget all the pleasure max bygraves gave to the public then they won't bat an eyelid when I'm gone
He climbed the heights to the very top .They soon forget and he rarely gets talked about .
Even Winston churchill was haled a hero and they all call him when his name is mentioned
They all went to church in England and built god up and deserted him .one min they were worshiping him in churches now they buy their fruit and veg from them or let others worship other gods .it just depends who is the trend setter god of the day
They build you up over a matter of time .and then they drop you like a lead weight when theve had enough of you
If they can forget all the pleasure max bygraves gave to the public then they won't bat an eyelid when I'm gone
You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush...This sort of gender stereotyping would be frowned on today.
You can have all the money in the world and all the fame in the world and all the assets in the world .you can have all the power in the world.
You can have all the so called friends in the world
But the greatest thing to have in the world is peace of mind in your head .everywhere you go you have to take your head and if there's no peace in it .YOU WOULD TRADE EVERYTHING FOR IT.
You can have all the so called friends in the world
But the greatest thing to have in the world is peace of mind in your head .everywhere you go you have to take your head and if there's no peace in it .YOU WOULD TRADE EVERYTHING FOR IT.
There's a tiny house by a tiny stream
You need hands
Tulips from Amsterdam
And no filthy language .
You need hands
Tulips from Amsterdam
And no filthy language .
Oh man
I hate shopping but food shopping Is a necessity. The only time in life when I am scared is mothers with prams.
I hate shopping but food shopping Is a necessity. The only time in life when I am scared is mothers with prams.
It's the "ladies" in M & S you have to watch out for
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9960584/Woman-arrested-on-suspicion-of-manslaughter-after-Christmas-trolley-rage.html
You expect Marks shoppers to know better!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9960584/Woman-arrested-on-suspicion-of-manslaughter-after-Christmas-trolley-rage.html
You expect Marks shoppers to know better!
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