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A few days into your diet and you'll soon be singing this Fleetwood Mac ditty
Sell Me pies, sell me sweet little pies Sell me pies, sell me sell me pies |
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Will you go from ladycakes to ladycreamcrackers ? Good Luck Lady :)
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good luck cakes,it does mean keeping off the hooch,can you do it?
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Betfair please put up a market for this
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jas1978 19 Dec 00:31
stop "swallowing" ========== Yes that should definetly do it ..at 5ml a go :D :D |
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5 stone loss in 6 months for a female????? f^ck me you must be big ladycakes. there's a wonder you can get clothes to fit you from the shops. do wah diddy used to sell outsized clothes, perhaps he knows someone who sells clothes for the over 20st
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a very large lady got on a "Speak your weight" machine ..
the ones that weigh up to 20 stone .. she put her money in and stepped on the machine It said "You are 9stone 4lb and in great shape" the very large lady said "You're having a laugh aren't you ? " The machine replied "Well you started it !! ".. :D |
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Who started a thread before suggesting she was a waller being on a betting forum all day, and then with her aggressive reply everyone know it was true?
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important not to eat at service stations and roadside cafes like the other truckers imo.
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She dont wear clothes, they just wrap bits of her up in sheets
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Ladycakes. It is immediately obvious that you have no real intent to lose weight. If you had, you would start NOW and not at some date in the future! You need to accept that you are hugely overweight and that you will only correct this problem with a structured and determined approach.
Stop hiding your 'curves' behind loose-fitting 'flattering' clothes. Stop kidding yourself. This will not be easy. It takes a long, concerted effort to put it on and it will take a long, cocerted effort to get it off! And for God's sake don't allow yourself 'treats' as a 'reward'. If you are going to start, then surely it's is more sensible to start before you 'pig-out' over Christmas. |
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gok wan |
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Feck the hard work, get a gastric band, didnt do fern any harm.
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never be able to eat again with one of those , anyways thats the easy option !!
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chop your willy off
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Try the Sausage diet ;)
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Give up the yorkies
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in all seriousness ladycakes....
do some fkin exercise. |
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Give the lass a break. We've all had a few too many drinks/puddings from time to time. Bloke gets fat, it's ''oh rich living, too many pints'' etc, girl gets fat, it's ''OMG Obese joke'' Harsh times for Viz characters. I'm sure she'll knock 'em dead when she sheds....errr 5 stone.
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Yes, it's not rocket science; eat sensibly, drink plenty of water and do some exercise. It may sound like we are criticising you, but ffs you did create this thread and it's the kind of thread you would accuse Greggs of creating!
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Sh@g ur fellas brains out, weight will fall of and he will want you...result
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Greggs wouldn't create this thread: She is 8st and nubile: Cakes is 15st and causes tremors.
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huh hmm this is by no way an attention seeking thread thing , other people have posted similar threads , im only fat as i drink way to much , but have cut that out from today !! water and diet coke from now on!!
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Cutting out drink is OTT. Just cut out the countless burgers, hotdogs, currys, pizzas and cakes..... suddenly BA BA BA BOOM 15 stone of pure unappealing lard, becomes 10 stone of twinkling, all singing, all dancing 5 star magic. From Fern Britton to Fern Cotton in one slice of abstinence.
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you mean Dot Cotton
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lmao thanks for the advice
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My pleasure. All that ''lmao'' speak won't seem so facetious when their isn't quite so much ''a'' to ''laugh off'' Knuckle down, and enjoy the results.
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indeed i shall
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all the beef you put on over xmas will only be took off in 6 months so you will be the same as you are now
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Catt is right. there is no point in piling on another 7 pounds over Christmas. Start now. Your timescale is also totally ridiculous. How come women read about slimming in every magazine they pickup but still start dieting two weeks before their holiday? Get real. Get serious!
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surely its not how heavy you are and how much weight you want to lose but what dress size you are aiming to be.
Spend a fortune on clothes of your desired size and the potential loss of cash will be the motivation to lose the pounds |
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Do some fkin exercise.
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thanks alun :)
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I did mention it on another thread but you may not have seen it...
LighterLife is excellent - my mate lost about 5 stone in 6 months. Or try a low fat diet - maybe a vegan diet? Compassionate, good for you and your figure... |
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or do some exercise
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and from what you say .. EATING hasn't come into this :^0
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stop posting sh1te on here everyday/night and get aff yer fat @rse and go the the gym instead.
constructive criticsm, you go girl ! B-) |
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As above.
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mmmm... I fancy a nice juicy bacon and egg sarnie followed
by a sumptious apple cream turnover.Washed down with 3 ice cold beers. |