Susan boyle.

cos she smells of tuna?

* Boil

imagine waking up next to that

itd take more than 5 pints of carling and poor lighting thats for sure.

How about a couple of million quid ?!

probably still not no. theres ugly and then theres just being ridiculous.

i would for sure

once maybe. with the lights off. and if i didnt have to tell her my real name.

id scrub myself in the shower for about 3 hours afterwards though. and use an entire bottle of industrial strength listerine.

No kissing imo :D

It could only be done from behind.
And at that you could never ever open your eyes

you know youre ugly when most straight men would rather sleep with brian blessed in a tutu.

i dreamed a dream of time gone by

at least iam honest

... and not fussy :D

not fussed i look like Eddie The Eagle with thicker glasses

i know you dont look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire.

but you do if its too fkn hot.


and tongues deff out the question

pop her cherry
then pop off lol

simon cowell should be done for child abuse....... after all we all know she has the mental age of about 7......... she is quite clearly retarded ..... yes she can sing but she's not that good...... let her murder a few covers = biggest selling album of the decade..... the people who brought it are just as retarded ......

I think some of you should remember that you are talking about another human being who is making her way in the world after not being dealt a very good hand at birth.
A little more compassion is called for.

if only she'd been on x-factor i would've bought all her records.

should have been on max factor :^0

max factor-i dont think he did

TechnoTyrant 20 Dec 08:39

the people who brought it are just as retarded ......



that makes two of you then.

haven't bought it, but have heard her first album and have to say it's fairly good,
but will she get past her 2nd album (?)................I doubt it,
...same comment about Alexandra Burke and Joe McElderry.

jim k go back to school you dummy.... you don't get the biggest selling album of the decade (1,000,000 and counting) by selling 2 copies.....

she is a fat hairy jock virgin who fingers cats all day.... they've plucked her eyebrows and sent her to a dentist.... rushed her album out (x factor winners take a year to release theirs) by getting to do a slap dash attempt on mediocre rolling stones and maddona songs... because they know shallow 1diots like you are gonna forget about her soon enough.... child abuse of the highest order