would anyone here.........

I dont like the ketchup song.

how about giving me head whilst i sing every loser wins?

If only you had better taste in music.

sonko....what sort of music do you like?

how about sucking my piles while i whistle i heard it through the grapevine?

I'll beat you on the bottom with a carpet slipper while you play Away in a Manger through a nose flute if that will help.

my nose flute is out on loan to mark hughes tonight!......how about, flogging my backside with a fish slice whilst i play the jaws music on a kazoo?

Any sort of coporal punishment is lame without the nose flute,as you know.Anything by Mozart on the Kazoo is good with perhaps death by strangulation.

i do agree that strangulation and the nose flute are perfect bed fellows!....the subtle "fade out" at the end is simply melodic!......however for something a bit more raucous how about a few verses of jamiroquai,s "deeper underground" whilst vigourously beating down my backdoor?

You've crossed the line there mate.There are some things I will not do.


Jamiroquai?

Space cowboy but the others complete self indulgent **e.

if you were particularly well hung...i suppose we could make it...."old red eyes is back"...maybe?

buy yourself the porn channels on SKlY!