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19 Dec 09
22:07
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fancy masturbating me while i sing the ketchup song?
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I dont like the ketchup song.
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how about giving me head whilst i sing every loser wins?
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If only you had better taste in music.
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sonko....what sort of music do you like?
how about sucking my piles while i whistle i heard it through the grapevine? |
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I'll beat you on the bottom with a carpet slipper while you play Away in a Manger through a nose flute if that will help.
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my nose flute is out on loan to mark hughes tonight!......how about, flogging my backside with a fish slice whilst i play the jaws music on a kazoo?
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Any sort of coporal punishment is lame without the nose flute,as you know.Anything by Mozart on the Kazoo is good with perhaps death by strangulation.
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i do agree that strangulation and the nose flute are perfect bed fellows!....the subtle "fade out" at the end is simply melodic!......however for something a bit more raucous how about a few verses of jamiroquai,s "deeper underground" whilst vigourously beating down my backdoor?
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You've crossed the line there mate.There are some things I will not do.
Jamiroquai? |
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Space cowboy but the others complete self indulgent **e.
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if you were particularly well hung...i suppose we could make it...."old red eyes is back"...maybe?
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buy yourself the porn channels on SKlY!
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