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A perfect murder

17 Dec 09 20:57

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Now the cold weather is here i was told that a large sharp iicicle is the perfect murder weapon as all the evidence melts away

Report JUGADOR MEJOR • December 17, 2009 8:59 PM GMT

Except the DNA !!

Report itsmyturn • December 17, 2009 8:59 PM GMT

your as cold as ice

Report HRH The Lager Khan • December 17, 2009 9:00 PM GMT

I think the perfect murder would involve Piers Morgan being thrown out of a plane and landing on Jim Davidson.

Report Guybrush Threepwood • December 17, 2009 9:02 PM GMT

the melted icicle will leave rainwater residules in the wound.

Report itsmyturn • December 17, 2009 9:03 PM GMT

redrum spelt backwords

Report Postman Pat • December 17, 2009 10:26 PM GMT

them csi programmes have alot to answer for.

Report sibaroni • December 17, 2009 10:27 PM GMT

Walk along the cliffs and push them off. "they slipped". Keep it simple.

Report poogirl • December 17, 2009 10:31 PM GMT

no its driving into a wall at 70 and unbuckling your partners seatbelt just before impact

hahaha

Report sibaroni • December 17, 2009 10:32 PM GMT

Nope. They can assess skid marks on the road surface. Doesn't work.

Report the parkie • December 17, 2009 10:36 PM GMT

Encourage some journalists to chase your daughter in law's chauffered car until it crashes.

Report Sir Denis Eton-Hogg • December 17, 2009 10:37 PM GMT

shoot them and then shoot yrself - no-one can touch u

Report the parkie • December 17, 2009 10:41 PM GMT

Get your special needs neighbour to do it for you.