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I received a tin of Quality street and the Christmas Tv guide from a friend last night.
That's bad enough but when i opened the Tin of sweets half of them were gone... only the rubbish sweets remain.
Such an insult to give someone a £5 tin of sweets and eat all the good sweets yourself... the fecker.
That's bad enough but when i opened the Tin of sweets half of them were gone... only the rubbish sweets remain.
Such an insult to give someone a £5 tin of sweets and eat all the good sweets yourself... the fecker.
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got some beginners guide to poker dvd thingy rubbish last year
if anyone wants it, it's still in the wrapper
if anyone wants it, it's still in the wrapper
I got a face wash and cream for "sensitive, acne prone skin". I'm bleamish free. fooker.
Siverwasp....that is so funny. Gonna give the Mrs some milk tray and do the same :) On second thoughts I,d be taking my life in my hands.
I received a self help book a few years back, with a title something like "turn your life round and become a WINNER!!!"
I took the gift in the right spirit however :)
I took the gift in the right spirit however :)
Wolsey End got this for his ex-wife.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2234570/wifes_christmas_present_funny/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2234570/wifes_christmas_present_funny/
I once bought my wife a pair of oven gloves for Christmas.
she always mentions it to friends.
she always mentions it to friends.
My Dad once gave me a box, nothing in it.
He said it was an action man deserter.
I was a tad offended, yes.
He said it was an action man deserter.
I was a tad offended, yes.
A box of Matchmakers once called me a fat lazy bastid. :)
When I was about 16 my parents gave me £100 to buy a guitar for my younger brother, from them. I got one for £90 and gave em the £10 back. They asked me what I wanted , I asked for money and got £50 in a card.. I was a little offended :(
when i was 18 i got a passport and a book entitled "how to emigrate to peru"
My parents used to put a live bear in my cot. The yellow tartan trousers and scarf fooled no-one.
My brother routinely opens the present you've given him and then tries to sell it back to you...
everbody has relatives who open their presents early then wrap them back up and give em you back.
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orioles 17 Dec 18:14
My parents used to put a live bear in my cot. The yellow tartan trousers and scarf fooled no-one.
marvellous :-)
orioles 17 Dec 18:14
My parents used to put a live bear in my cot. The yellow tartan trousers and scarf fooled no-one.
marvellous :-)
A book on Cycling in the Lake District
the rationale behind the book was that I own a bike, despite not living anywhere near the Lake District
the rationale behind the book was that I own a bike, despite not living anywhere near the Lake District
lmao my fiancee once brought me this hideous jumper (from a charity shop i may add ) that was around ten times too big , he was well chuffed with it too bless him , he never buys me clothes anymore thank god
My Dad bought my son an Arsenal shirt, so needless to say I put him in a home and disowned him.
Got a James Brown cd one year from my parents.
It said 'Free with the Daily Mail' on the back.
It said 'Free with the Daily Mail' on the back.
MUM: Do you play squash?
ME: No
Christmas present = squash racquet
I suppose she thought I might want to play but just didn't through lack of racquet. Personally I think was reject present re-gifted on to me.
ME: No
Christmas present = squash racquet
I suppose she thought I might want to play but just didn't through lack of racquet. Personally I think was reject present re-gifted on to me.
Grumpy old women christmas is on tonight,I think this the one where Arabella Weir said a relative of hers gave her a used bar of soap complete with hair attached.
my mrs loves classical music so i have bought Bon Jovi's new album the circle for her christmas she will be insulted and offer it to me
mein kampf
Myra Hindley: Inside the Mind of a Murderess
a Black Mannequin
a table with3 legs
just a few that come to hand
Myra Hindley: Inside the Mind of a Murderess
a Black Mannequin
a table with3 legs
just a few that come to hand
Parents are the absolute worse .. i dread ever opening another present from them again
Small Boxer shorts --- i'm 6 fkn foot - do i look like a small ?
Brut :(
Might get them a big box of matches this year :^0 EACH
Small Boxer shorts --- i'm 6 fkn foot - do i look like a small ?
Brut :(
Might get them a big box of matches this year :^0 EACH
My Uncle once bought me, in the same year, a Size S bright green t-shirt when I needed a M, and a dictionary.
My nan & grandad always got me a wildlife book until i was about 13 :(
Never seen them since !
Never seen them since !
Mate once dropped heavy hints to his parents that a guitar was needed. Found a long heavy box on Xmas day and thought he might have the amp as well.
Opened it to find an upright hoover 'to clean up that pigsty you live in'. He was fuming.
Opened it to find an upright hoover 'to clean up that pigsty you live in'. He was fuming.
lmao moonbeam brut , aww bless my nan use to always buy my bloke old spice , god that stuff is worse
my mum was given a book by her boss and written in the front page was a happy christmas message from my mum's bosses friend to my mum's boss. IT WAS obviously an unwanted christmas gift that my mum's boss had passed on to my mum for free. what an ar.sehole.
it's like they build you up very slightly one year with a Lynx gift bag or summit & you think they've woken up a bit ..then BOOMM !!!!!
lmao maybe this year u will get gold , or musk , next cheapest ones in boots lol
I thought i'd got something different one year ... it was a BIGGER BOOK :(
I remember when CD players first came out, I quite fancied one but they were very expensive back then. So, I bought my youngest son a couple of CD`s for his Xmas, featuring his favourite Group, knowing that he would go out and buy a CD Player!! Plan worked a treat!!
got a parrot as a present. insulted me by telling me to F.Off.
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