Father Christmas - the worlds most notorious criminal

u just ruined christmas

You'd turn to crime if you only came once a year.

yeah, that 'North Pole' address sounds real dodgy...

Just read some expert who says Santa encourages obesity and drink driving.

I dont beleive in Santa anymore so i'm not upset by any of this. Now i know why i havnt had any presents for the last 10 years.

It's because you are in Strangeways

Never mind him emptying his sacks in your living room

Speeding as well surely.
Identity Fraud
Probably a benefit ** too imo.
illegal immigrant.

Hope he's got a damn good lawyer.

Aye, I guess working without a work permit could be on there as well

REPORTED

Probably breaks any number of Health and Safety rules too. And who made him arbiter over who gets rewarded for being 'naughty and nice'?

He's a bloody menace and should be locked up

YOU missed Animal Cruelty

making reindeers fly !!

What a wheez though
Some beautiful young women , sleeping on top of their beds in the nude ,as many do ,
wake up to find a guy standing in their bedrooms oglinng them ..
..comes the voice ..."Its ok --go back to sleep I'm Father Christmas just leaving you a little something in your sock "
and he gets away with it year after year .. :^0

To be fair to him Joe, there is a lot worse voyeurs and deviants on Chit Chat.

There's discrimination too.
As a kid, i couldn't work out why rich kids got better presents than i did.