fray bentos minced beef and onion pie

waffles and smiley faces would really make a meal of it

you do go on about your xmas dinner for 1 an awful lot

i dont normally cook so i thought id make an effort
is that acceptable torchy ?

what are you really doing?

if it were true you wouldn't talk about it imo

*****a better option. You can still have gravy

Britain should give everyone in Fray Bentos the chance to have British citizenship,in gratitude for all the fantastic corned beef they have sent us over the decades.

It is a small price to pay for a few crazed Uruguayans to be running up and down the High Street, scything down anyone who looks like they might be a half-decent footballer.

Farmfoods are doing a £1.49 Xmas turkey microwave ready meal. Ideal for those who will spend Xmasday alone

there will be gravy dobbo,rest assured

friday nite al,xmas officially starts

Can you buy Christmas Crackers in singles?

If not at least a full box will last you until 2021.

bito - sure does my friend. The real meaning of Christmas, with or without Count Ted.

you going this year ?

At the moment no, but it's poss I might just turn up and pay over the odds outside for a ticket. There were some reasonable looking Hospitality prices available for a while but supposedly they are all sold out.

Tragically Lionel hasn't come through with my usual tickets this year. Something about 'having to take care of half a dozen Hollywood actresses this year'.

yep,the old a list harem booked him first :(
last year we went last 16 nite i think and paid 120 outside for 3 table seats,ended up right at the front by the oche. think we got lucky there

That was a very good bit of negotiation. You going this year?

we sat down opposite the bloke who sold them,he asked what we'd paid and sounded pi$$ed off,think the touts mugged him off. im trying to,i work over xmas but if we go it may be 29th or 30th

ahahaha sounds like you made a friend for life on that table !!

I dunno whether to go this year. At this time of year I tend to spend a lot of money supporting various noble charitable causes like Wendy Whiplash, the shareholders of Absolut Vodka, and the Old Widow Clicquot, so it may be a stretch. I'll let you know if I'm coming along though.

ok mate,i assume you'll be the one in the hawaiian shirt :^0

ahahahahha yes, complete with my sign saying "I AM THE REAL SCOURGE OF SOCIETY"