Joe Mcelderry in paper "I'm not gay and I dont fancy Cheryl"

The definition of a oxymoron.

very overrated

Don't trip over your white stick, Reg :)

she's not a bad looking bird but could do with eating a pie or two.

she's Pukka !!

I agree with reg. does fk all for me, lovey

Cheryl Cole is older than half his schoolteachers, ffs.

he is so not gay

Ladycakes has inside knowledge ;)

A Gay Geordie?

Didn't think they had any 'hur-mur-seckshuls' up there.

No threesome for Ashley :-(

If he was a gayer but denied it so as not to alienate his youn girl fans, would this be the 1st time it ever happened?

^ young ^

^ Will Young fans wouldn't care, surely?

nailed on gayer

Don't fancy Cheryl? WTF?
Come on, yeah she has an annoying voice, yes she is 'too famous' now, yes she is a bit too perfect but anyone who doesn't want to empty their sack over her cheeky face and mojoed hair needs their head looking at.

a face that has had gayers spooge splashed over it - no thanks

cheryl too thin and surgically enhanced

Fancy Cheryl ??, well if you don't mind stirring Ashleys porridge, then go for it

well if you don't mind stirring Ashleys porridge, then go for it.

Don't think theres any worry about that (allegedly)

cjhornet 16 Dec 17:15


Don't think theres any worry about that (allegedly)

Is he "Duke of Kent" (allegedly) then

Really CJ ? C'mon spill the beans :)

The Mcelderry lad is only 18. He probably thinks of Cheryl as some tattooed blubbering over demonstrative MILF.

When I was 18, I wudda happily slept with every female (over 16 up to 60) in the country

yeah me too now I come to think of it Hoss. ;)

She struggles to get into my top 5 Girls Aloud

is he of the same ilk as Cliff Richard?

one very similar d13phe

He does have that gayboy look about him.

leave the poor lad alone :D

you can take the girl out of the gutter but you cant take the gutter from the girl

He is lying on one count that's for sure