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We're trying for a baby and have to have sex every 2 days.
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But to be fair to her, you were having dinner with her parents.
you are f-kin every 2 days and you still want one off the wrist!.......
good reply HRH...lol
good reply HRH...lol
What's with all that "Trying for a baby" boll0cks? It makes goey women say "Arghh that's sweet!" - but if you just went round just saying "We've been having an awful lot of protected sex lately!" they would think you were some sort of pervoid and want you arrested.
surely trying for a baby means sex at every opp , well good luck!!
it's the second hole from the back of the neck remember.
lol , men should not need to** if they have a good women , not like women do it at every opp
Yes, spaffing on chebs doesn't count and is very ineffective.
Clarky you should actually have a clearout before going for gold as the fresher the swimmers the better the chances of success.
What she meant was that you are NOT going to use HER hand for a J Arthur Rank!!!!!
get sterilised quick m8- we have an overpopulated planet- dont be selfish
You cant waste 5mins having a hand shandy yet she can waste 5days on the rag!Have your tug Clarky and tell her you were thinking about her mate whilst you're at it
Typical
You can't wait to get a woman so you can give up wancing, then you can't wait for her to leave so you can start.
You can't wait to get a woman so you can give up wancing, then you can't wait for her to leave so you can start.
The easy answer is to wink onto a tampon and then tell her to put it in. It will spare you the hassle of a shaag, having to please her and all that sheet
the end result is the same. Tadpoles in the love bucket
amazing innit? what a self-centred bunch of 5lags they really are.
she wants sex so she can have the baby that she wants - so u have to perform like a facking seal, on command, hammering away at her rancid chum-bucket.
in a few years time, remind her of this, when she has had the kids and got what she wants.
because when u want a bit of action and she dont - u wont be getting any.
unless u know how to mix a mean roofie colada....
she wants sex so she can have the baby that she wants - so u have to perform like a facking seal, on command, hammering away at her rancid chum-bucket.
in a few years time, remind her of this, when she has had the kids and got what she wants.
because when u want a bit of action and she dont - u wont be getting any.
unless u know how to mix a mean roofie colada....
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