whats the oldest woman u have slept with

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Was she still alive?

57 when 21, but kissed a 70yo once. yummy.

gross

subject been done...i had two sisters 60 at the same time so 120 combined.....more wrinkles than a chow dogs face!!!

Never really had an older bird, as i look younger than i am i mostly had younger ones. a year older than me is my record when i was 36

when 23

a 57 yo

in a car

met her on a train

got chatting, went for a drink when we pulled in, she offered a lift

and we **ed in the car

she had amazing legs

ladycakes younger sister

47....two years ago when i was in tenerife. I was 35 at the time. I met up with her again when i got back from my hols and had another go.

TRIEDTOMAKEALL 13 Dec 15:41
57 when 21, but kissed a 70yo once. yummy.



ladycakes69 13 Dec 15:41
gross


He said 57
He said 70 not 144 FFS !

i dozed off in a church crypt once - there must have been at least one woman from the 16th century in there....does that count?

28 :(

current mrs

benefits of sleeping with older women (over 50):-

no need to use condoms and think your a superstud plus know what they like and will tell you!! ;)

On the downside they need ironing :(

travelling man.. 13 Dec 15:58


On the downside they need ironing



HAHAHA LOL

Er, do we have to specify alive or dead?

No

Benny brown trousers 13 Dec 15:40


Was she still alive?

lol :^0

Ibrahima Sonko 13 Dec 15:42
Never really had an older bird, as i look younger than i am i mostly had younger ones. a year older than me is my record when i was 36

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shouldnt make any odds if you look 18 or 48 ...shouldnt stop you copping off with a much older woman ...i dont see the link ?

58 for me btw when 28

28, Takethestand's missus

I don't like the idea of women over 50 :(

canny has told me to tell you
hes had a few aged 75
he doesn't believe in going with women older than himself.or within 7 years of him ..

46when i was 18

There is a few round here who not only take rohypnol with them for a night on the pull, but also embalming fluid.

i have only slept with one woman older than myself . she was 24 to my 22 , but i only found that out recently as she lied to me at the time :-(
but then i'm choosy :D

HRH
Or some anti-freeze :-)

or a hair dryer :^0

Didn't tell you either her name used to be Nigel did she?

lol hrh

This thread is very very wrong.

ty.

Me 19, she 45. Fantastic night.

69 or was that the position 69 can' remember i was drunk

i had a bash at one when I was 18 - in her 30's. Tramp stamp's everywhere - what a snorter that was.

Had a lot of woofers when I was young, it never dawned on me to ask their ages tho :)

I was about 24/25, she was in her late 40s.

aged 17 she was 49

yer mum dont count im afraid.ta

bito ur a gimp

buzz off back to division 2 tawny

if you meet an older burd when out , you should always take her home as they always want to tidy up in the morning and do the dishes, etc

Maybe not if you're married though, eh Snooch!

SNOOCH 14 Dec 00:25
if you meet an older burd when out , you should always take her home as they always want to tidy up in the morning
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theyre actually looking for their teeth .

i was 23 she was 40. regularly.

was **ing amzaing. wouldn't change it for anything

14. Tits had fully developed. Do I not like that.

61 but when I go again on friday she'll be 62 :)

62 this week
2 to10 next week

I'm 62. My answer is frightening.

and my face.

56 - and again on my birthday next week :)

47, at a mates bbq last Summer and goosed his wife´s best friend, as you do.

was it any good though

52 when i was 27, she looked like janet street porter, decent tits though.

Did a 40 something when I was 19, took me back to her flat from a club it was about this time of year 20 years ago....there I was doing the business(or so I thought) when the orange lights of a gritter lit up the bedroom to which she pipes up "see the gritters are out must be gonna freeze" still makes me chuckle every time I see one

41 when i was 33

14 when i was 63

I slept with a 47 year old when I was 21

21

14 when i was 63. lol.

care to put some meat on the bones?