Lily Allen

you made me smile

Its ok to say**

or maybe not :^0

**

she is lovely!

filth

I like 'not fair'. It should be an anthem for women. All men, especially chit chatters, should listen to this song.

annie -

why did god create wimmin?

to carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

lol

Annie are you sure?

Maybe you're just meeting the wrong type of bloke. Whilst I'm sure there are plenty of unreconstructed (ten seconds of squelching noises then wipe your c0ck on her curtains) dinosaurs out there nowadays we've turned it into an Olympic Sport.

You're going to have an orgasm if we have to get a block and tackle down there. Forget love and tenderness, it's an affront to our masculinity if you don't come 3,4,5 times in a session. We'll get up, faces lake a glazed doughnut that's been rolled around a barbershop floor. 'Didya come yet honey? No? Sh1t, hold the Davey Lamp for me will ya, I'm going in again!!!'

a gibbon could write better lyrics

She is just a fad. She will go away soon.

What colour curtains?

Beef coloured ones

lily :x

Like an umpalumpa photographed in black and white.

I can't stand Lily Allen - on just about every level.

I'd rather listen to Lily Savage singing, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

lily :x

:^0 @ rogerthebutler. One of the posts of the year, sir. Well done.

.....We'll get up, faces lake a glazed doughnut that's been rolled around a barbershop floor. . . . .
Line of the year!!

The Magic Flea 14 Dec 11:51
a gibbon could write better lyrics

Gibbonist!

An insult to gibbons

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