What was the oldest sheep you've ever slept with?

baaaarely legal

I don't usually ask them their age.....

Are black sheep bigger?

SHEEPIST
REPORTED

Thats just a myth TRIED.

A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I S h a g g e d one lousy sheep..." !!!

it was cold the cow said to the sheep mooooo over
bawwwlocks replied sheepy

west country comedian- Jethro and his mate Denzal coming out of the pub p1ssed- a sheep with its head stuck in the railings
Ah says Jethro- i'll have some of that - i've never sha gged a sheep before - theyre always too quick you see - couldn't catchem - so i did - i s hagged the sheep- when i finished i turned to Denzel and said - righto Denzel - its your turn

Denzel said - ' dont be daft- i'll never get my head in those railings'


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