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The taffies were feeling left out.....
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baaaarely legal
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I don't usually ask them their age.....
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Are black sheep bigger?
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SHEEPIST
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Thats just a myth TRIED.
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A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I S h a g g e d one lousy sheep..." !!!
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it was cold the cow said to the sheep mooooo over
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west country comedian- Jethro and his mate Denzal coming out of the pub p1ssed- a sheep with its head stuck in the railings
Ah says Jethro- i'll have some of that - i've never sha gged a sheep before - theyre always too quick you see - couldn't catchem - so i did - i s hagged the sheep- when i finished i turned to Denzel and said - righto Denzel - its your turn Denzel said - ' dont be daft- i'll never get my head in those railings' :) |