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Wen did men stop being men! Was down the street earlier and half of them are orange! An gayers! Wen did this happen? Do the women not prefer the men rather than a pretty boy? Prob a question to ladycakes and co!
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i must say i do like a pretty boy , seems to me that all the good looking men in this world seem to be gay :(
I ain't a poof, on the other hand I ain't pretty either. :(
I don't own a man bag or a case with a trolley.
I don't own any pink clothing.
I've never ever contemplated a moustache, let alone sported one and have actively campaigned against them.
I bloody hate Big Brother, X Factor, Nano Celebrities Dance Like Epileptics ext
I, unlike the masses, wear my boxers on the inside of my jeans.
I don't own any Mica cd's, and support the death penalty for those that do.
I don't have a friend who is a hairdresser called Jason
I've never been to a tanning salon.
My bottom is exit only.
The only things I've ever moisturised are females.
Proper geezer me.
I don't own any pink clothing.
I've never ever contemplated a moustache, let alone sported one and have actively campaigned against them.
I bloody hate Big Brother, X Factor, Nano Celebrities Dance Like Epileptics ext
I, unlike the masses, wear my boxers on the inside of my jeans.
I don't own any Mica cd's, and support the death penalty for those that do.
I don't have a friend who is a hairdresser called Jason
I've never been to a tanning salon.
My bottom is exit only.
The only things I've ever moisturised are females.
Proper geezer me.
Most men get of their fat @rses and go to work as well, you dole scrounging waster.
i am afraid this is all a recent occurence encouraged by richardhead footballers who when scoring goals etc have to kiss, hug ..
years ago it would be a pat on the back or a well done .
i blame beckham etc
years ago it would be a pat on the back or a well done .
i blame beckham etc
Obviously all women have completly different tastes. But
It is interesting in most other species it's the men who are "pretiest". So i suppose that explains why alot of women will be naturally drawn to men who take more care of themselves and in touch with their feminine sides.
It is interesting in most other species it's the men who are "pretiest". So i suppose that explains why alot of women will be naturally drawn to men who take more care of themselves and in touch with their feminine sides.
Have I inspired you to get a job then?
takes a real man to work and earn his crust ;)
how can you afford not to work with beer 5 a pint over there?
So if you persistently refuse to work, you have basically resigned yourself to a life consisting of the following:
No decent holidays
Nowhere decent to live
Most definitely not a decent woman (who the hell wants to go out with a fat dole scrounger!)
Rapidly declining health due to your laziness
Constant derision from your family and friends
etc etc etc
Oh and you won't be able to afford any decent booze to drown your sorrows with either :^0
what a happy thread imo.
No decent holidays
Nowhere decent to live
Most definitely not a decent woman (who the hell wants to go out with a fat dole scrounger!)
Rapidly declining health due to your laziness
Constant derision from your family and friends
etc etc etc
Oh and you won't be able to afford any decent booze to drown your sorrows with either :^0
what a happy thread imo.
1 i am not lazy!
2 I have a decent place
3 I can afford decent beer
4 I am on good terms with mates and family!
2 I have a decent place
3 I can afford decent beer
4 I am on good terms with mates and family!
Not fat YET
a lifetime of sitting on your ar5e will sort that out for sure...
a lifetime of sitting on your ar5e will sort that out for sure...
You could always sit on your @rse all day playing on-line poker :)
no way mate. i eat like fook and wont get fat! Gud jeans
The Bhoys 11 Dec 19:09
1 i am not lazy! LOL get a job then!!!!!!!!!!!
2 I have a decent place - you can't live with your parents all your life old boy
3 I can afford decent beer then you can't afford clothes etc
4 I am on good terms with mates and family! - for now, yeah.... after years of scrounging off everyone they will soon get tired of you!
I note you have avoided the woman part... I take it you have already accepted that your lazy dole scrounging ways mean you are destined to a lifetime of no action, or perhaps the odd diseased fat bloater giving u a nosh outside the kebab shop once every few months?
:D
1 i am not lazy! LOL get a job then!!!!!!!!!!!
2 I have a decent place - you can't live with your parents all your life old boy
3 I can afford decent beer then you can't afford clothes etc
4 I am on good terms with mates and family! - for now, yeah.... after years of scrounging off everyone they will soon get tired of you!
I note you have avoided the woman part... I take it you have already accepted that your lazy dole scrounging ways mean you are destined to a lifetime of no action, or perhaps the odd diseased fat bloater giving u a nosh outside the kebab shop once every few months?
:D
Im not being funny but Im pretty certain 90% of the men on this site do not go out to work so surely you are all lazy
for once i agree with her , although i dont work either
I prefer a man to a pretty boy, trouble is there are none about.
http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/career/crew-page/crew-page.shtml
I feel like an endangered species - can't be long before David Attenborough does a documentary on the lesser spotted working alpha male.
Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag 11 Dec 19:07
So if you persistently refuse to work, you have basically resigned yourself to a life consisting of the following:
No decent holidays
Nowhere decent to live
Most definitely not a decent woman (who the hell wants to go out with a fat dole scrounger!)
Rapidly declining health due to your laziness
Constant derision from your family and friends
Oh and you won't be able to afford any decent booze to drown your sorrows with either :^0
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Can I play ?
Here you are dear, signing in.
I don't need holidays because I don't work. :^0
Last long holiday was to Canada in 2004.
4 bedroomed detached house in the country, a flat in Barking, where one of my daughters lives, and 20% or 25% (can't remember) of the in-laws house just around the corner. (Not including the house I gave to ex-wife number 2 as she had kids that weren't mine. I just walked away. She made over£18k on that house when she sold it, and I never got a penny back in thanks- some women !!!) )
Mrs C (wife number 4) is 15 years younger than me. 8 stones soaked through, and good looking, ask those who've met her on here. I met her when she was 18 and I was 33. Am I cool or what ?
Health problems caused by working too facking hard and too many hours for too many years to pay for it all.
The only family I have are two daughters, a grand-daughter and one sister. I don't count in-laws as family. My closest mate still lives in London, but not for much longer, he's moving out just after xmas. We've been mates for 40 years.
I'm teetotal so can't drown what sorrows I don't have.
I'm happy :)
So if you persistently refuse to work, you have basically resigned yourself to a life consisting of the following:
No decent holidays
Nowhere decent to live
Most definitely not a decent woman (who the hell wants to go out with a fat dole scrounger!)
Rapidly declining health due to your laziness
Constant derision from your family and friends
Oh and you won't be able to afford any decent booze to drown your sorrows with either :^0
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Can I play ?
Here you are dear, signing in.
I don't need holidays because I don't work. :^0
Last long holiday was to Canada in 2004.
4 bedroomed detached house in the country, a flat in Barking, where one of my daughters lives, and 20% or 25% (can't remember) of the in-laws house just around the corner. (Not including the house I gave to ex-wife number 2 as she had kids that weren't mine. I just walked away. She made over£18k on that house when she sold it, and I never got a penny back in thanks- some women !!!) )
Mrs C (wife number 4) is 15 years younger than me. 8 stones soaked through, and good looking, ask those who've met her on here. I met her when she was 18 and I was 33. Am I cool or what ?
Health problems caused by working too facking hard and too many hours for too many years to pay for it all.
The only family I have are two daughters, a grand-daughter and one sister. I don't count in-laws as family. My closest mate still lives in London, but not for much longer, he's moving out just after xmas. We've been mates for 40 years.
I'm teetotal so can't drown what sorrows I don't have.
I'm happy :)
Big diff between someone who has grafted to achieve that charlie and someone who never has and never will!
The terrifying thing is... the bhoys sounds worryingly like he is serious and not actually fishing.... :0
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The terrifying thing is... the bhoys sounds worryingly like he is serious and not actually fishing.... :0
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Charlie!
4th wife at 33! Blimey! Even Henry the eighth was only on number one at that age.
4th wife at 33! Blimey! Even Henry the eighth was only on number one at that age.
Early - you must have been on the pull in the maternity ward.
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