Improved Definitions

DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person who
you don't especially like in the present and will learn to
like a lot less in the future.

EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sex.ual
morals of a man.

PRUDE - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay vir.gin until married.

FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is in-
terpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets
him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that
initially attract two people to each other turn into after a
few months together.

NYMPH.OMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

FR.IGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less
often than he does, or who requires five minutes of foreplay.

NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more from her life
with him than just inter.course.