do wah diddy

There She Was, just a walkin down the street....

he's out playing a extra house of bingo due to the savings he has made with the reduction of the bingo tax

DO WAH DIDDILY DIDDY DUM AGADOO

WHEN I WAS 15 AND WAS AN APPRENTICE IN AN ENGINEERING FACTORY ,THE FIRST JOB THEY GAVE ME WAS GETTING HUNDREDS OF PISTONS OUT OF THEIR BOXES,

THEY HAD GOT BITS OF RUST ON THEM,BECAUSE THEY WERE STORED IN THE BASEMENT,AND THEY HAD NOT PUT THEM ON PALLETS ,AND THE BASEMENT GOT WATERLOGGED,

I HAD TO SCRAPE THE RUST OFF,GREASE THEM AND THEN PUT THEM IN GREASE PROOF PAPER,IT WAS 1964,I DID IT FOR WEEKS AND MY HANDS WERE CUT ALL OVER,I SANG DO WAH DIDDY WHILE I DID THEM

What about AGADOO?

IT WAS VERY STRICT IN THEM DAYS YOU HAD TO HIDE YOUR CUP OF TEA IF THE BOSS WALKED ROUND ,NEVER MIND DOING THE ACTIONS TO AGADOO

you must have forearms like tree trunks then do wah

NO ,I DID WHAT I WAS TOLD

i knew an old golf pro who used to clean the rust off people's clubs. He had forearms and hands like tree trunks. Never met a stronger person.

WHEN I WAS 21 THEY GREASED ME AND THREW BAKEING POWDER OVER ME ,AND PULLED ME THROUGH THE FACTORY ON A TRUCK NAKED

did they mistake you for a piston?

Did you sing Do Wah Diddy while they did that Do Wah?

NO,THEY DID IT TO EVERYONE WHEN THEY HAD SERVED THEIR TIME (apprenticeship ) WHEN THEY WERE 21

do wah diddy, is this the bit where you're p!ssed again?

doesnt sound much fun. you should have had a word with the manager.

NO IN THEM DAYS I JUST DRANK CHANDY AND WAS VERY CONCIENTIOUS

chandy? champagne and limonade?

YOU DIDNT GO TO WORK IN THEM DAYS ,YOU WENT TO WORK TO WORK

IT SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU DIDNT GO TO WORK TO HAVE FUN ,YOU WENT TO WORK TO WORK IN THEM DAYS,

i still work for my bread do wah, no fun allowed.

I HAD MY OWN TOOLS MADE BY STANLEY OF SHEFFIED ,PROPER TOOLS ,NOT LIKE THESE FOREIGN CRAP, YOU BUY AN ALLEN KEY TODAY ,AND WHEN YOU PUT SOME PRESSURE ON IT ,IT TURNNS ROUND LIKE A CORKSCREW

I HAD MY OWN TOOLS MADE BY STANLEY OF SHEFFIED ,PROPER TOOLS ,NOT LIKE THESE FOREIGN CRAP, YOU BUY AN ALLEN KEY TODAY ,AND WHEN YOU PUT SOME PRESSURE ON IT ,IT TURNNS ROUND LIKE A CORKSCREW

thats true, allen keys are useless nowadays

100 years ago, goods were better, now its all about saving money

I HAD MY OWN 0-1 MICROMETER ,£5 =6 s- 8d MOORE AND WRIGHT ,A PRECISION INSTIMENT

If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning all over this land?

made by the British?

IVE STILL GOT MY TOOLS ,MY 2 FOOT RULE WITH MY NAME DO WAH DIDDY APPRENTICE ETCHED ON

I DIDNT USE A HAMMER,I WAS A CRAFTSMAN IF THE ITEM WASNT A PUSH FIT,IT NEEDED ATTENTION,AND I MADE THE ITEM FIT CORRECTLEY,

I WASNT A KWIK FIT FITTER

I hate kwik fit, f.uckers they are

I WENT TO DAY SCHOOL AND NIGHT SCHOOL ,WHILST SERVING MY APPRENTICESHIP, FROM 15 - 21 ,

MY TEACHER WHEN I DID MY TECHNICIANS CERTIFICATE SAID ,MANY OF YOU LADS WILL END UP IN HIGH MANAGEMENT


LITTLE DID I KNOW HE WAS RIGHT ,I HAD TWO MARKET STALLS AND A FASION SHOP

Amazing scenes

THERE WAS ONE GIRL IN OUR CLASS ,AND I WAS SHY

THE LADS USED TO PASS A NOTE ROUND WITH WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO THE CUBS GARDEN PARTY WITH DO WAH DIDDY AND MAKE SURE THE TEACHER SAW IT

HE THOUGHT ID WROTE IT,AND TOLD ME OFF

I ENDED UP FIGHTING WITH ONE LAD OVER IT

NO HE DIDNT WANT TO TAKE HER,

IVE ALLREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT ME BUYING TWO TICKETS FOR THE ROLLING STONES CONCERT AT THE ODEON IN MANCHESTER,

I WANTED TO TAKE A GIRL FROM WORK,BUT EVERYTIME SHE WALKED PAST ID NO COURAGE TO ASK HER,I ENDED UP TAKEING MY YOUNG BROTHER

ITS AWFULL WHEN YOUR SHY AND YOUNG,NOWONDER I DRANK

JUST REMEMBER WHEN YOU LAUGH AT SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY DONT FIT THE INN CROWD,THEY MIGHT END UP AN ALCOHOLIC LIKE DO WAH DIDDY