Puzzle ...........

if you see this you have... forgot rest of it

if you forget to say that, you of forgot to mention

if you saw that, you have forgot to mention...

the other your half

yes i do have 2 much time on my hands tonight :(

IYSTYHF2MTOYH

If you see this you have fried 2MatOes yes Honky !

fiver has it.

If you solve this you have far 2 much time on your hands.

Fiver has.

A traffic warden is issuing tickets in a one way street, a taxi driver is going the wrong way up the street but yet doesn't get a ticket. Can anyone explain why?

cos it was on a monopoly board

cos hes walking

He's not in his taxi, probably walking.

Yaboya is correct :-)

If he's walking he can't be going the wrong way, because you are allowed to walk in any direction.

I got that off a packet of Tayto Cheese and Onion Crisps, don't shoot the messenger :-)

Sorry, i'm a salt 'n' vinegar man myself.

:D

Ovalman 10 Dec 22:01
Yaboya is correct

So was i look at our posting times ya big meanie.

thought it might be that Traffic wardens give parking tickets, not one-way street going wrong way tickets.

biully hill is of course correct :)

The taxi driver crossed the road carrying a chicken

The taxi driver was in a parallel universe

The taxi driver was the invisible man

The Traffic warden was blind

The taxi driver was walking backwards

The Taxi driver bribed the Traffic warden

The Taxi driver did a runner

The Taxi driver was married to the Traffic warden

The Traffic warden was corrupt

Fastest Finger First Jug...

2nd one from the same packet:

A cowboy rides into town on a Monday then rides out again on Friday yet he only stayed 4 days, how can this be?

3 days I've fecked it up!

URIKA

I've got it the taxi driver did't get a ticket because he never parked, that's my final answer Mr. Tarrant and i'm sticking with it.

His horse is called friday.

3 points to Jug, I've no more crisps to eat.

Fat f@cker

Big Jugs

Did you eat all the pies as well :D

I scoffed the lot Toby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CJih1iYC0