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if you see this you have... forgot rest of it
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if you forget to say that, you of forgot to mention
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if you saw that, you have forgot to mention...
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the other your half
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yes i do have 2 much time on my hands tonight :(
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IYSTYHF2MTOYH
If you see this you have fried 2MatOes yes Honky ! |
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fiver has it.
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If you solve this you have far 2 much time on your hands.
Fiver has. |
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A traffic warden is issuing tickets in a one way street, a taxi driver is going the wrong way up the street but yet doesn't get a ticket. Can anyone explain why?
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cos it was on a monopoly board
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cos hes walking
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He's not in his taxi, probably walking.
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Yaboya is correct :-)
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If he's walking he can't be going the wrong way, because you are allowed to walk in any direction.
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I got that off a packet of Tayto Cheese and Onion Crisps, don't shoot the messenger :-)
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Sorry, i'm a salt 'n' vinegar man myself.
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Ovalman 10 Dec 22:01
Yaboya is correct So was i look at our posting times ya big meanie. |
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thought it might be that Traffic wardens give parking tickets, not one-way street going wrong way tickets.
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biully hill is of course correct :)
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The taxi driver crossed the road carrying a chicken
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The taxi driver was in a parallel universe
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The taxi driver was the invisible man
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The Traffic warden was blind
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The taxi driver was walking backwards
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The Taxi driver bribed the Traffic warden
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The Taxi driver did a runner
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The Taxi driver was married to the Traffic warden
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The Traffic warden was corrupt
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Fastest Finger First Jug...
2nd one from the same packet: A cowboy rides into town on a Monday then rides out again on Friday yet he only stayed 4 days, how can this be? |
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3 days I've fecked it up!
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URIKA
I've got it the taxi driver did't get a ticket because he never parked, that's my final answer Mr. Tarrant and i'm sticking with it. |
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His horse is called friday.
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3 points to Jug, I've no more crisps to eat.
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Fat f@cker
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Big Jugs
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Did you eat all the pies as well :D
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I scoffed the lot Toby.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CJih1iYC0
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