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You should sell tickets.
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Can't wait a week. I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow in Spanish.
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¿Quisiera usted venir conmigo para una bebida o sólo sentarse sobre mi cara?
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she'll prolly say "did these tampons yer selling come oot the back of a lorry?"
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cant believe this thread still going
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hello ladycakes
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hey punter u ok
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yea, yourself?
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getting there i suppose
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oh yea, that situation you have
did ye get cider for tonight? |
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lol i dont have a situation , and no cider for me , i told u im being a good girl and keeping off the booze , i have to for my own sanity , iv nearly been sectioned on booze lol
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Oi !!! get off my train, i'm trying to cop a look of this birds *****
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you being a good girl?
haha, one wonders why you were down? don't be naughty now |
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im always a good girl , providing i stay off the booze!!
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but you're not a good girl when yer sober!
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lol i am so ;)
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Has your hedgehog got a nose bleed?
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no mine never has nose bleeds thanks
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now Hugador Mehor, it's not nice to as a lady if she is on a period
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ask
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Save a week every month, 12-13 a year, 1 year every 4, 10 years in 40, almost 20 years in a lifetime.
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well mine dont
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I was chatting up a girl in a nightclub once, but she said she was on her menstural cycle, i said thats OK i'll follow you on my moped.
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deary me , wish u men could have periods or even childbirth
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JUGADOR MEJOR 10 Dec 21:37
I was chatting up a girl in a nightclub once, but she said she was on her menstural cycle, i said thats OK i'll follow you on my moped err no that's basically like saying a woman telling me she has a mecerdes and moi saying OK I'll follow you in my rusty Ford Capri |
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I gave birth to a 4lb poo tonight.
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lmao punter
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What's wrong with my Capri?
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Anyway her Mercedes had a scratch on the wing. Snobby **!!
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caused by greasy pony-tailer girls on the street knowing they have no chance, so they'll scratch the Merc, but left yours alone knowing it's already rusty but might have a chance with you
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I love my Ford Capri, iron oxide and all.
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Do you lick it?
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Lick it? I sh@g it.
I once sh@gged a Princess and it got jealous. |