Advantages of being bald.

Obvious couple spring to mind your hair dont get in your eyes and no hair washing.

you can act as a beacon if lost at sea

Cant get hair nits from the kids.

Benny brown trousers 09 Dec 12:27
You can be 50 years old and still look 25.



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Really ?

ermmm .. your hair don't get wet ..

nope .. i give up

Don't you mean you can be 25 and look 50?

You don't care if it's blowing a gale when you go out.

you don't have the worry wondering if the hair you lose each day is normal

Cossack hair spray a thing of the past for you baldy

You are obviously very virile and women know it

The only advantage of being bald is that one of those dreadful ruffians in the street can't grab your hair and smash your face into his knee, a wall or a car roof.

^ maybe true, but women have 500 more important qualities to look for in a man (including a head of hair)

Strippers are more likely to sit on your head.

Coachbuster.Have you not noticed completely bald people never age?
Look at Dominic Littlewood.Hes 78 you know.
Obviously being partially bald is different.In that case you need to apply the opposite.

baldness is a sign of low testosterone.

Who of the great birdpullers such as George Best and Tom Jones was ever bald ?

1. You no longer have to worry about going bald.
2. You don't have to waste time & money going to barbers.
3. Seriously low maintenance head. It's wipe-dry ffs!

Tattoos show up really well.

Oh it's a slaphead pride thread, thought it might be about lady forests.

If Ross Kemp was on this thread he would believe things were kicking off.

And would get the hell outta here.

Platini 09 Dec 12:45
^ maybe true, but women have 500 more important qualities to look for in a man (including a head of hair)

I'm not bald.........yet.

You don't have to tip the Barber at Christmas

Extra 5 minutes in bed each morning as i dont need to get up anymore and comb it before work.

ross kemp wouldn't go anywhere near any physical danger.
in fact, he'll be responding to this thread from the arcade forum.

which one are you?
garry glitter
elton john
andre aggassi
gail porter
vern troyer
telly savalas
skinhead o connor

you can afford a smaller hat size. cheers.

you can spaff on gail porter's head and she'd be happy to wipe it away with a tissue

instead of moaning it's in her hair and she has to spend an hour sorting it out in the bathroom

Anything wrong with Gail Porter? I've always liked Sinead O'Connor

leviathan 09 Dec 18:32
Extra 5 minutes in bed each morning as i dont need to get up anymore and comb it before work.

no wonder you lost your hair ...

5 minutes ffs !

It is easier to balance an eraser on your head.

I can balance a velcro glove on my hair better than a baldy

Your hair won't turn grey. :)

You can find another baldy, put your heads together and make an arse of yourselves.

My brother-in-law is a 6ft 2in Royal Marine and he's as bald as a coot. He gets through girlfriends like nobody's business and has earned the respect of all his friends & family. I believe the same would be true if he had a full head of hair, likewise there are many to$$ers with hair (Simon Cowell).

P.S. My brother-in-law's name is Mike and i would not call him baldy.

anyway, I read that women see through past the hair, but you'd need to be outrageous to make the women laugh

for example if you're bald, 99% of the time, you can't be yourself, be pretty much a bit of a t0sser, though that has no bearing the soldier you have mentioned

JUGADOR MEJOR 09 Dec 19:28
My brother-in-law is a 6ft 2in Royal Marine and he's as bald as a coot. He gets through girlfriends like nobody's business and has earned the respect of all his friends & family

So, this fella is married to your sister, gets through multiple girlfriends and your family respect the man?

PMSL

:-)

PS

My reply (for the purposes of the thread title) is:

You can hide amongst an ostrich's pile of eggs, providing you bury yourself up to your neck first

Viva Las Vegas 09 Dec 20:10


JUGADOR MEJOR 09 Dec 19:28
My brother-in-law is a 6ft 2in Royal Marine and he's as bald as a coot. He gets through girlfriends like nobody's business and has earned the respect of all his friends & family

So, this fella is married to your sister, gets through multiple girlfriends and your family respect the man?

PMSL




His brohter in law could be his wife's brother. A single man perhaps? :)

Perhaps, but then that wouldn't have required a PMSL at the end of my post ;-)

Ah. I see. :)

Benny brown trousers 09 Dec 12:27


You can be 50 years old and still look 25.

Any more?




yes ,if u were bald when u were 25 ..

You don't have to apply to go on Eggheads.