OK guys, some GREAT pornography quiz questions please - need 69!

do you get sucked in if standing to near a passing train

Q1. By what name is Juliet Anderson better kinown ?

:^0 Emr

is it a c,unt if it farts in your face?

bit of a tw@t if you ask me

if it tastes rough and hairy are u licking the carpet ?

does it have to hurt to be pleasurable?

why have most of these women got shaved pussies for.

What track follows 'One Hundred Years'?

How is Jenna Jameson the most famous pornstar in the world when she's never done anal or interracial????

why is it that every mans willy in a porno film goes limp half ways through

why is it that Early Morning Riser is studying intensely every mans willy in porn films ?

Tis true. It seems to take an awful lot of effort for the girls to get them upright. Are they dead or just cold?

Professional porno shoots take hours to film for a 30 min video ;) You try keeping your c0ck up for half a day!

why is it the day after youve looked at a teeny weeny bit of porn on your computer, you fancy s hagging your wife even though you dont really like her anymore?

Why does a starlet, when going airtight, never take the c0ck out of her mouth, turn to the camera and go 'Okay I may be re-enforcing sexual stereotypes, but I am also achieving economic independence?'

How can japanese porn simulate gang raping high school students as a legitimate genre, but insists on pixalting out the genital area - as if thats the part that would corrupt the most?

A dearth of easily amused Cure fans on Chit Chat it would seem.