I was at my girlfriends one night after the pub, groping her quietly in the lounge whilst her mum and dad were asleep upstairs.
I said I needed the toilet, and she told me to go in the kitchen sink so as not to disturb them.
After I had finished I came back in, and said, "Have you got any toilet paper"
I was at my girlfriends one night after the pub, groping her quietly in the lounge whilst her mum and dad were asleep upstairs. I said I needed the toilet, and she told me to go in the kitchen sink so as not to disturb them.After I had finished I cam
Most men**s in the sink to avoid the bother of wiping up the initial**s spray which goes on the floor/seat/rim before you can adjust direction accordingly.
imo.
Most men**s in the sink to avoid the bother of wiping up the initial**s spray which goes on the floor/seat/rim before you can adjust direction accordingly.imo.
Andy Arb's story I've heard before. Here's another one from the 70's. My mate copped off with a bird last night and ended up back at her(mam n dads) house.Her mam shouts down to her as they walked through the front door "Are you on your own Carol?" "Yes mam" shouts Carol "Well bring the shovel up,your dad wants a sh1t"
Andy Arb's story I've heard before.Here's another one from the 70's.My mate copped off with a bird last night and ended up back at her(mam n dads) house.Her mam shouts down to her as they walked through the front door "Are you on your own Carol?""Yes
i have worked away most of my working life and stay in numerous guesthouses and cheap hotels, i consider a sink in the room as an ensuite room, also if any of you chaps out there do the same and stay in cheap accomodation you would be well advised to never use the kettles in the rooms,if you know what i mean
i have worked away most of my working life and stay in numerous guesthouses and cheap hotels, i consider a sink in the room as an ensuite room, also if any of you chaps out there do the same and stay in cheap accomodation you would be well advised t
^ just enjoyed a fine urination now as it happens.
couldnt be bothered going upstairs. just let rip in the sink.
not the main basin. just the small drainage thing
^just enjoyed a fine urination now as it happens.couldnt be bothered going upstairs. just let rip in the sink.not the main basin. just the small drainage thing
I sh1t in a girls handbag once and rammed it into her food disposal unit, she posted this:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080512155325AAgu2Y2
As a young man we went to Tenerife and six of us stayed in a one bedroom appartment. I went for a pee one afternoon to be confronted by a turd in the sink. Next time I went in it had moved or presumably more accurately been moved to the bath.
I was somewhat puzzled by this but not as puzzled as my brother in law from whose parents we had rented the appartment when he came to check how we were getting on and as he came in through the door the turd was fllung at great speed and narrowly missed his head.
As a young man we went to Tenerife and six of us stayed in a one bedroom appartment. I went for a pee one afternoon to be confronted by a turd in the sink. Next time I went in it had moved or presumably more accurately been moved to the bath.I was so
I have to strongly disagree with Ladycakes here I'm afraid ...Girls use sinks as well ... they pull up a kitchen table chair and stick their rear end over the sink edge , and its actually far easier for them than blokes , as some of those sinks can be pretty high and some guys only have little legs .. :^0
I have to strongly disagree with Ladycakes here I'm afraid ...Girls use sinks as well ...they pull up a kitchen table chair and stick their rear end over the sink edge , and its actually far easier for them than blokes , as some of those sinks can be