Disadvantages of being bald.

You look like one of Right Said Fred.

Truthfully there aren't that many

Or Harry Hill if you wear glasses.

Eh? Hmm? Eh?

possible syrup expenditure
Being called "slaphead" by kids
not having a woman run her fingers through your hair
needing a lot more sunblock.
etc

you look like a bellend

yes especially if you have a white polar neck jumper on.

If you are stood next to another blad man there's a change that a member of the public may spaff on your heads

ridiculed by the kids
overlooked by women
and generally disrespected by the majority in much the same way as the obese, the short, the ugly, and the homeless


but never mind, those savings on haircuts really brighten up your day ;-)

You can get your scalp tattooed now so you look like you have a permanent skinhead.

You can't amuse kids at parties by making a balloon "magnetic on your head and sticking it to the wall.

takes longer to wash yer face!

If you grow a beard it looks like your head is on upside down.

Women 15 years younger, will not let you meet her Parents

Being caught out in a hailstorm,hurts like bu**ery

women will say they dont like bald men. However actually some, not all, are subconsiously attracted to bald men as genetically its caused by high testestorone levels and thus means high levels of virility. This is a fact and not, i repeat not, baldy propaganda!