David 'Mozzer' Morrissey for (s n i g g e r) 'Voiceover to McDonalds Advert' and (uncontrollable guffaw) 'Voiceover to ITV's "Coastline Cops" drivel.
Anna Friel - for wearing visible stockings and suspenders while pumping up a car tyre in her role as a 'sex worker' (is that the correct term these days?) in, erm, the BBC's utterly non-searing drama 'The Streets'
Any other stalwarts of stage, screen and adverts that I should consider for this most coveted award?
At least Davey can take comfort in the knowledge that his McDonalds voiceover was far superior to anything in the entire 2 hours or so of 'Basic Instinct 2'.