washing hands

Anybody who doesnt is a vile, putrid and disgusting person.

you wash 'em, then touch the tap handles of people who have just wioped their arsse. why bother?

No, you use paper towels to turn the taps on and off.

Nevertheless, on occasion I have the misfortune to encounter a toilet so repulsive that the cleanest thing to do is get in there, do the necessary and get out as fast as possible.

Those Dyson hand driers are very efficient but too easy to touch the sides and cross contaminate.

Toilet doors should alway open outwards. You wash your hands then have to hold a contaminated handle to pull the door towards you. Or at leasst have a clean handle and a separate one for nonwashing elements.

To turn taps on in public places i always carry a monkey wrench, thats what i told the police.

Funny how when people are at work they always wash their hands, but when they are out on the p!ss NOBODY washes their hands!