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Anybody who doesnt is a vile, putrid and disgusting person.
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you wash 'em, then touch the tap handles of people who have just wioped their arsse. why bother?
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No, you use paper towels to turn the taps on and off.
Nevertheless, on occasion I have the misfortune to encounter a toilet so repulsive that the cleanest thing to do is get in there, do the necessary and get out as fast as possible. |
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Those Dyson hand driers are very efficient but too easy to touch the sides and cross contaminate.
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Toilet doors should alway open outwards. You wash your hands then have to hold a contaminated handle to pull the door towards you. Or at leasst have a clean handle and a separate one for nonwashing elements.
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To turn taps on in public places i always carry a monkey wrench, thats what i told the police.
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Funny how when people are at work they always wash their hands, but when they are out on the p!ss NOBODY washes their hands!
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