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armchair jockey wilson!!
07 Dec 09 21:17
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right folks!...my computer appears to be a little unwell!.....running very slowly and freezing up!.....any ideas of anything i can try to sort it! (preferably something that doesnt cost anything?)

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By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 07 Dec 09 21:18
Install ccleaner and remove all the cookies and crap
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:19
is it free?.....and where do i get it from?
By:
age 21
When: 07 Dec 09 21:19
never mind that HRH, how about some more jokes :)
By:
Brodie
When: 07 Dec 09 21:20
http://www.ccleaner.com/
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 07 Dec 09 21:21
Yes Jockey - free download
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:21
Try malwarebytes in case you have anything nasty

Download, install and run from here:

http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html?part=dl-10804572&subj=dl&tag=button
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:22
e.g.g.......does this actually remove anything for you?...or does it just tell you what is there?
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 07 Dec 09 21:23
Surfing all that porn has finally brought his Commodore 64 to a shuddering halt!
By:
age 21
When: 07 Dec 09 21:23
no you koooont i mean real jokes, now get on with it :)
By:
Petrus Romanus
When: 07 Dec 09 21:25
ajw...it's probably spywared up to fvck...ccleaner won't be enough on it's own...you need a systematic approach beginning with turning off system restore then dumping all your temp cr@p (this is where ccleaner comes in)...you need to run at least one spyware removal proggie (spybot / superantispyware are two decent ones)...then do a full virus scan with a decent av proggie (none of that free cr@p that people rave about, ie avast or avg...get kaspersky AV or IS ). you'll need a good couple a reboots during this process...finally when u thik ur done you can turn system restore back on (mine is off permanently in case you wondered). It's not a 2 minute job ajw...don't be fooled into thinking it is...all the best.
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:25
the commodore 64 works fine!....it is the bloody p.c that doesnt!
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:27
swearbox.....for some reason system restore does not work anyway!.....it says that it was unable to restore!.........i would take it back to factory settings but i dont know how to do it!
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:29
Malwarebytes removes it all for nothing.
By:
Petrus Romanus
When: 07 Dec 09 21:31
if ur gonna take it back to factory settings back up yer pron and all yer other stuff you don't want to lose...then prepare to install all yer extra programs again...a nasty business imo but sometimes it's the best option. There's probs a menu option at boot time that will allow you to restore to factory settings...u must be usin' vista i assume...a cretinous version of windows if ever there was one.
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:31
Superantispyware is excellent as well, no harm in running both, nothing I know of will get through these and be caught by spybot (good prog. though) and the awful adaware.
By:
positively4thsteet
When: 07 Dec 09 21:32
I presume you've already sent out a call for Tommy Toes
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:35
i dont know what im using!!!.....its a pretty old computer and has recovery programs built in to it!....last time i restored it, it was simply a case of pressing f11 on start up....however this didnt work this time!
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:36
wouldnt know where to locate tommy toes at this hour!
By:
Petrus Romanus
When: 07 Dec 09 21:38
sounds like it's b0llocksed to me...i'd be getting a total clean install done...wipe the drive and start from scratch...bound to be someone you know with a copy of xp floating about...get that on there if the comp isn't too old...
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:40
Recovery is a last resort.

Download and run one or more of the anti spyware programs suggested.

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 07 Dec 09 21:40
At this hour Tommy Toes will be using all his renown electronic genius on getting a pop tart out of his dvd player
By:
dk1986
When: 07 Dec 09 21:42
Excellent HRH :^0
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:43
:^0
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 07 Dec 09 21:44
EGG - you reckon then it's worth deleting Adaware and running the two you have suggested?
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:45
e.g.g.........i have absolutely nothing on the computer that i would need to save!.....if i could just get it back to factory settings is be laughing!
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:45
Adaware is not worth a rub imo.
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:51
so to recap.........what should i do?
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:53
Try reading the thread again.
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 21:54
ive read through it...but i know as much about computers as i do about the life and times of jesus christ....(which is extremely little!)
By:
everythings gone green
When: 07 Dec 09 21:55
http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html?part=dl-10804572&subj=dl&tag=button
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 22:16
that program will not run on my computer!......starts scan...then just seems to stop and disappears!
By:
whodareswins
When: 07 Dec 09 22:45
ajw at least 2 options if you have nothing you want to save. Ist and easiest reformat it. 2nd you can nuke it.

or if you suspect a virus put the virus to Kapersky for cleaning. You could also go to any of Barack's children they will do the job of cleaning.
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 22:51
whodares.......i do not have kapersky......and i wouldnt have the first idea of how to reformat!
By:
whodareswins
When: 07 Dec 09 22:56
ajw it's a bit late to explain tonight, but if your pc is old and you have never done it before the updates will take what seems like a lifetime if you reformat. But if it is working okay no problem.
By:
armchair jockey wilson!!
When: 07 Dec 09 22:57
seems to be working ok now.....just the issue with "a google search results" page having hijacked my home page!
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 08 Dec 09 01:54
Ha ha!
Glad my 'expertise' wasn't required!
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