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07 Dec 09
21:36
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Well you can't have that but, if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:-
A heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven (don't watch the food cook),
a Dino Gym, all personally demonstrated in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable monogrammed waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in the past with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new Mastodon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a Meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza
or a moped,
a Winnebago, Hell, a herd of Winnebagos we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.
A heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven (don't watch the food cook),
a Dino Gym, all personally demonstrated in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable monogrammed waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in the past with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new Mastodon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a Meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza
or a moped,
a Winnebago, Hell, a herd of Winnebagos we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.
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Is the last line 'Away in a Manger'?
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Silent Night?
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I give up Jug, and I think everyone else does too. Whats the answer mate?
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My favourite things - Julie Andrews
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is it sommat by Laurie Anderson?
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I've had 7 of those things.
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What do you want from life:-
Fast forward in to 2:40 if you can't be bothered to wait. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgjfi1DU1mQ |
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Anyone heard of this before?
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that dont impress me much-shania twain?
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From a mush in Shepards Bush,bush bush bush bush
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