staggered home one nightafter a stag do, wearing me best suit,and i got caught short,so visited the woods near my house,just managed to get my trollies down,then leant to get a dock leaf,and fell backwards...
staggered home one nightafter a stag do, wearing me best suit,and i got caught short,so visited the woods near my house,just managed to get my trollies down,then leant to get a dock leaf,and fell backwards...
I got caught short at work one Saturday morning, i was commando and wearing a pair of jogging bottoms. As i ran round to the toilets buttocks clenched, in reach of the last 10 yards i let go and the bottom of my joggers filled with the brown stuff. Once in the toilets i kicked off my shoes and took my feet out of my joggers but couldn't stop the kak going all over the toilet floor. My feet were covered so everywhere i stepped got covered. It looked like a sh1t fight had gone on in the Khasi. Thankfully i was able to get showered, and get it all cleaned and mopped up before anyone else came in.
I got caught short at work one Saturday morning, i was commando and wearing a pair of jogging bottoms. As i ran round to the toilets buttocks clenched, in reach of the last 10 yards i let go and the bottom of my joggers filled with the brown stuff. O
Always the way isn't it? You get in sight of the bog or in sight of home and your concentration slips, you let your guard down and it makes for a tricky last leg of the journey.
Always the way isn't it? You get in sight of the bog or in sight of home and your concentration slips, you let your guard down and it makes for a tricky last leg of the journey.
the worm 06 Dec 20:36 I got caught short at work one Saturday morning, i was commando and wearing a pair of jogging bottoms. As i ran round to the toilets buttocks clenched, in reach of the last 10 yards i let go and the bottom of my joggers filled with the brown stuff. Once in the toilets i kicked off my shoes and took my feet out of my joggers but couldn't stop the kak going all over the toilet floor. My feet were covered so everywhere i stepped got covered. It looked like a sh1t fight had gone on in the Khasi. Thankfully i was able to get showered, and get it all cleaned and mopped up before anyone else came in. ---------------
very lol :D
the worm 06 Dec 20:36 I got caught short at work one Saturday morning, i was commando and wearing a pair of jogging bottoms. As i ran round to the toilets buttocks clenched, in reach of the last 10 yards i let go and the bottom of my joggers f
Few trips to the Far east,believe me everyone I have known,always end up at sometime in their stay following through unexpectantly,its different bacterial flora alien to your normal stomach one hard to avoid (water,foodstuffs,fruit etc)
Few trips to the Far east,believe me everyone I have known,always end up at sometime in their stay following through unexpectantly,its different bacterial flora alien to your normal stomach one hard to avoid (water,foodstuffs,fruit etc)
often get the turtles head following the laxative effects of a morning smoke just before getting my bus to work. nowhere to go see, so have to live with it till i get to work.
often get the turtles head following the laxative effects of a morning smoke just before getting my bus to work. nowhere to go see, so have to live with it till i get to work.
mate of mine at work had an accident, so he went to toilet to clean up and put his pants in his pocket and then went to works car park to put pants in his car (dont ask me why god only knows) but security at gate house stopped him, he explained what had happened but they still insisted he emptied his pockets.
mate of mine at work had an accident, so he went to toilet to clean upand put his pants in his pocket and then went to works car park to put pants in his car (dont ask me why god only knows) but security at gate house stopped him, he explained what h