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i have been close a couple of times but haven't managed it yet.
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nope not yet
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No comment. :(
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Many times.
I'm 104. |
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Not my own, but I like to soil other peoples.
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yep.. had a wet fart ealier this year..
Wife not impressed. |
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Did you sit on her face?
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Yeah. Really let one rip a few years ago and got more than I bargained for. I was at home at the time though so no damage was done.
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yes...on several separate occasions!
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i shat myself running upstairs not too long ago!
i have also followed through during a job interview! |
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4 times and am 36 - its scary when the embarrassment factor goes below excruciting
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staggered home one nightafter a stag do, wearing me best suit,and i got caught short,so visited the woods near my house,just managed to get my trollies down,then leant to get a dock leaf,and fell backwards...
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I got caught short at work one Saturday morning, i was commando and wearing a pair of jogging bottoms. As i ran round to the toilets buttocks clenched, in reach of the last 10 yards i let go and the bottom of my joggers filled with the brown stuff. Once in the toilets i kicked off my shoes and took my feet out of my joggers but couldn't stop the kak going all over the toilet floor. My feet were covered so everywhere i stepped got covered. It looked like a sh1t fight had gone on in the Khasi. Thankfully i was able to get showered, and get it all cleaned and mopped up before anyone else came in.
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Always the way isn't it? You get in sight of the bog or in sight of home and your concentration slips, you let your guard down and it makes for a tricky last leg of the journey.
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the worm 06 Dec 20:36
I got caught short at work one Saturday morning, i was commando and wearing a pair of jogging bottoms. As i ran round to the toilets buttocks clenched, in reach of the last 10 yards i let go and the bottom of my joggers filled with the brown stuff. Once in the toilets i kicked off my shoes and took my feet out of my joggers but couldn't stop the kak going all over the toilet floor. My feet were covered so everywhere i stepped got covered. It looked like a sh1t fight had gone on in the Khasi. Thankfully i was able to get showered, and get it all cleaned and mopped up before anyone else came in. --------------- very lol :D |
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i poo my pants backing 1.01's evey day..
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Odd time, never anything in public though :)
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Few trips to the Far east,believe me everyone I have known,always end up at sometime in their stay following through unexpectantly,its different bacterial flora alien to your normal stomach one hard to avoid (water,foodstuffs,fruit etc)
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I had touching cloth walking up Snowdonia which was a nightmare
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often get the turtles head following the laxative effects of a morning smoke just before getting my bus to work. nowhere to go see, so have to live with it till i get to work.
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Pleanty of times in my football days specially on a horrible muddy pitch and when it lashed down with heavy rain ;)
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YES +1
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Yep, smoking has a laxative effect from my experience.
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yep...3 days ago...thought it was a f@rt...you know the rest...was p!ssed off cos i'd only just got dressed after having a shower...
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mate of mine at work had an accident, so he went to toilet to clean up
and put his pants in his pocket and then went to works car park to put pants in his car (dont ask me why god only knows) but security at gate house stopped him, he explained what had happened but they still insisted he emptied his pockets. |
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:^0
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Bamboo 06 Dec 21:01
I had touching cloth walking up Snowdonia which was a nightmare at least there's a sh1tter at the top! |
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According to youtube the technical words are SHART, SHARTING, SHARTED.
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