South Bank Show

sir melvyn bragg

He's a Dame now isn't he?

owner of a marvellous barnet tho

sorry, st. melvin of bragg

But who is this dopey woman?

oh, some Poet Laureate or other

Britains number 1 best seliing poet

Thats 10 books a year is it? Give anyone a forum where they are treated as if they have something then they wont shut up for a fortnight.E.G/

im the lonely lighthouse man
im sad and lonely with my tin of spam

ms p.ayres ????

i dont really care
she has mankey hair

she cant be dumb
so polish my plums

Garden Gate
Number 8
More than eleven
37

the river turns and churns
the heron bashes its beak on the bank
i drop my drawers and pound my plank

Maybe she has some talent after all

Still, it's better than this rubbish movie with Ewan Macgregor & Renne Zwelliger. WTF is that about?