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to be honest i'd pay good money to hump a 16 year old
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with an attitude such as yours , i doubt you would get any
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lol
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A friend of mine moved in with a guy when she was 16, he was 42.
It was clearly wrong. Age is not a barrier but mental maturity does not come until the mid-twenties. A 50 year old guy with a 25 year old is fine. A forty year old with a 16 year old is wrong despite the age difference being less than the first example |
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Amazing to think about 15 years ago (?) the Daily Sport was every day for weeks showing pictures of a very scantily clad 15 year old with huge t1ts called Lynsey Dawn McKenzie.
They counted down to her 16th birthday when she would finally 'get them out.' |
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lol, dk
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the sport you say?
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Think its terrible they start so young best to wait
all this talk about sex im married a year now and have done it twice it the best things come to those who wait |
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It is that smiley, it always makes me laugh
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only twice jeez , your exciting :)
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Christmas and my Birthday :D
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u sound like my dad lol
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itsmyturn.
What made you choose that username? |
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Thanks for sticking up for me, ladycakes.
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So thats how you do it
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There's only so many to throw about, HRH. Let's ration them imo. ;\
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lol, again, dk
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np annie :)
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Nobodies asked is he a good looking 16 year old. . .
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ffs! I just figure it out to impress Madam and you pipe up with some sort of smiley prohibition. Killjoy.
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I remember being chatted up by a 28 year-old when I was 18, and thinking how she was so old and it was all a bit yuk really. (There was a missed opportunity :( ) A 28 year-old would be fine now tho :)
16, yes so long as there was no conversation, facebook or texting :) |
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You did not impress me with your reply about the pulse, your highness. :p
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Dick Quax 06 Dec 21:54
itsmyturn. What made you choose that username? Do you like it i can put it on ebay the truth is with so mutch money on here to be won well that's the theory i picked itsmyturn as i wanted a share (itsmyturn to win some money) reality is still poor after all these years |
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lol, study
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Its ok itsmyturn, it was rhetorical.
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Stationery cupboard with a faulty light sounds like the ideal scenario, study. ;)
If you've seen Peep Show, I'm thinking Mark and Dobby. |
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Apologies Madam - I did add possibly though! I know you are a very classy and discerning woman - until your judgement is clouded by a few glasses of red wine and you are seduced by a couple of mucky jokes ;)
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theres a rule of thumb, in certain parts of the fens, that if it bleeds, it breeds.
happily, im not from such dark and dingy regions. legal, consensual poking is fine with uncle wolsey, as long as they are decent looking. and if they are lookers, but not up for the consensual part, they soon will be after double roofie colada. remember lads. take advantage of these young fillies - they dont have their looks or such pleasant dispositions for long. the deceit, deviousness and dog-ruffness is looming. bang away boys - before they turn into the vermin that is wimmin. |
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lol, excellent.
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I would never be seduced by a couple of mucky jokes, your highness. It would turn me off someone if they told me a dirty joke. In all my life I have never had a boyfriend tell me a dirty joke - probably why I find them so funny on here. In fact I would advise men never to tell dirty jokes to women unless they know them very well and even then I would advise caution. In fact I had not realised that none of my boyfriends had ever told me a dirty joke until I started reading them on here. They had told me jokes, but never dirty ones. Reading the posters on here I have come to appreciate the fact that they did not.
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Fair points Wolsey. They are lovely when naive, easily impressed and gullible.
What hateful creatures they become after being knocked about and **ed on ;) |
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Would you hump a 16yr old????
haha, I lived in Brighton for a good few years and in the summer there were lots of the English language students, especially from Europe. I do recall there being a lot of Italian girls, some very attractive. The wife of one guy I knew had said to him "I'm not in the least bit bothered about you looking at all of those young girls, look all you want. It doesn't matter because I know none of them will go anywhere near you!" |
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annie - of course. I meant mucky funny - pushing just about as far as you can get away with before a smile turns in to a grimace, not mucky disgusting! As you say, knowing or at least surmising the boundaries of someone's sense of humour needs to happen. If a joke falls flat and offends, even if you see it as an overreaction, at least have the decency to apologise. You'll just look like an arrogant w@nker otherwise!
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