Paper Boy has just come round with a Xmas card ...

Use it as a condom and give it back to him.

..yes he will cream it this Xmas

Tell him you have left him a small deposit!

he wont**round again

I used to do Xmas cards when I had a paper round, but putting a cash bag in - that's genius :)

The boy will clearly go far imho

dont give him any money he'll only** it up the wall

he has been giving my mrs the eye..

He's only six years old - but has a debit card machine fitted to his bike so you can't pull the old "Sorry but I've no cash in the house" routine.

HRH ... ..I think he has already covered that one --without a card machine = per GTs prev post.. :^0

Blimey - imagine what Missus GT gives the milkman and the window cleaner! Always thought it was strange they had either as they live in a 21st floor flat and are allergic to dairy products.

she tips the street cleaners too ;-)

The insolent 4ker. When he next leaves his bike on your driveway reverse over it in your car.

**F