Just broken up with my girlfriend of 5 years

Who to do next?

try gaying.

Find a girlfriend a bit older next time

:^0

post all juicy pics online imo.

Take her Christmas presents back and out the dosh on here

Loads of desperate sorts on here who'll be along shortly to ask where she lives.

Good job it isn't your wife, although at least you would save the extortionate cost of the divorce lawyers.

:D Fenway

did she take it up the tradesmans

Fenway- that wouldnt be a problem im a lawyer. Not family, but im sure a friend who does that trash could sort it out for a few beers if needed to be

Cogito, ergo sum cant you find away of claiming compensation off her.

Im drafting particulars of claim as we speak :)

Make my hay 04 Dec 21:58
Find a girlfriend a bit older next time

PMSL

rofl

i can't believe this has not been said yet, especially on this forum:

bang the back doors off her sister :0

Not surprised after your puerile thread re Nigella Lawson.I'm sure your 'girlfriend' has realised what an immature throwback you are

first few days, downer, then good mates get yoiu out, cheer you up, a new bird flutters those eyelashes and the gloom lifts, you are then free to enjoy yourself again, hth.

Facts- not taken your happy pills today?

What about all of those women who you know wanted a length off you, but you couldn't do it because you already had a bird?

her mates?

Sorry to hear about your girlfriend + the love split, is it true the problem was you wouldn't go near it