A very Stoke crime

I particularly liked 'naked from the waist down'. It's cold up here, you don't want to take any more clothes off than necessary!

MAN attacked his neighbour after finding his mother drunk and semi-naked on the victim's sofa.
Daniel Wright was jailed after he admitted wounding the 56-year-old man at his home in Little Chell.
The 24-year-old punched and kicked the victim after finding his mother naked from the waist down when he forced his way into the victim's Scott Road home on May 8.
David Bennett, prosecuting at Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court yesterday, said Wright's mother, who was in the court to support her son, had visited her neighbour's home.
He told the court they were both drinking heavily before Wright arrived at 10.30pm and began banging on the door, demanding to see his mother.
Mr Bennett said: "Wright pushed past the complainant and the complainant fell against the stairs.
"He found his mother in a semi-naked state, on the sofa.
"Wright turned to the complainant and punched him once to the face, knocking him to the floor. Wright punched him again and kicked him while he was lying on the floor."
The victim suffered extensive injuries to his left eye and had to have an operation.
Joanne Wallbanks, defending, told the court Wright had been drinking prior to the offence.
She said Wright had empathy for the victim and had reacted badly after finding his mother in a state of undress.
She said: "He thought the worst had happened and reacted badly."
By committing the assault, Wright, of Salkeld Place, Chell Heath, was also in breach of a conditional discharge he received in August for an offence of theft.
Judge Mark Eades jailed Wright for a total of 47 weeks 39 weeks for wounding and eight weeks for the breach.
Sentencing, he said: "This is an unusual offence