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I went out at about 1230am the other night to get one of my cats in and one of female neighbours was out in the car park. She is about 25, South African and introduced herself to me. Then she said that if I ever fancied going round and getting drunk with her and 'messing about' then she was up for it. She gave me her address and toldme she was lonely...
Very Bizarre.....
Very Bizarre.....
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is she black or white?
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after your p/l
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if shes's your neighbour why would she need to give u her address?
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But is it value?
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it was a dream clarky
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She's white.
Because she lives in the block of flats next door and gave me the number |
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Clarky9 03 Dec 21:41
I went out at about 1230am the other night to get one of my cats in and one of female neighbours was out in the car park. She is about 25, South African and introduced herself to me. Then she said that if I ever fancied going round and getting drunk with her and 'messing about' then she was up for it. She gave me her address and toldme she was lonely... Very Bizarre..... Perhaps she is trying to set you up, was she one of the birds that tiger woods has been playing around with :^0 |
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....the tragic desperate isolation of urban life....
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It's poor Mrs. Clarky I feel sorry for.
Having to live with him and that. |
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i'll give her some value..
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iv been offered sex from my 20yr old neighbour more times than i care to remember, i do treat her now and then.
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Clarky, you know what to do. Buy a nice bottle of wine and get her stoked!
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be careful back in the 70s my dads m8 went round to do such a thing, women tied him to bed stead, then a bloke came in and bummed him, he never walked the same again
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i remember him
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:)
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:^0
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Yorky, so what did you dads mate do afterwards? That can't be the end of the story.
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Don't go - she'll get you in there, tease you with a slow strip then just when you're on the point of blowing her huge boyfriend will storm out the wardrobe and club you over the head with his truncheon. You'll be left with a bellend indent on your forehead for life and everyone will know you tried to rim your neighbour.
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I mentioned it to the wife when I brought the cat in, she wasn't best pleased....
Mentioned it to some mates and they were a little envious shall we say... |
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he was never same again his bum was bleeding and when he went for police the flat they was in had been rented in false names sad but true story, my dad often recalled it , we used to pee ourselves laughing
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she's just after your passport...
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Clarky, it all depends on how desperate you are to empty your balls. Did she give you her phone number too? If you are scared arrange a meet at a neutral venue then back to yours (as long as your Mrs doesn't mind!)
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my neighbour offered e sex but she's a women , kinda scarey really trallop
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It was Castor Semenya and Clarky9 is going to be bummed to withing an inch of his p&l
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yorky 03 Dec 21:48
be careful back in the 70s my dads m8 went round to do such a thing, women tied him to bed stead, then a bloke came in and bummed him, he never walked the same again Did this bloke start the Bottoms Up chain (off license's!!). |
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I hope I can speak for the forum when I say we are all incredibly envious as well.
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:D lmao deary me
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Yes, but Ladycakes I think most women are into the idea aren't they?
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Why are you telling us. Just knob the b1tch !!!
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No phone numbers exchanged.
Just said to come around anytime |
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Clarky, did you fancy her, yes or no?
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That's adultary though....
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If I was single then I'd be up there like a rat up a drainpipe
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lmao not all of us
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Lady, I've been surprised at the number of women who've told me they think about it, although never having done it.
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Right Clarky, I've just missed laying something (and it wasn't a South African girl!) reading this. Get round there and stop messing about!
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some women yes i agree , what**s we have in this world lol
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it sounds like she wants some company really but sadly can only get it by offering the carrot of sex
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Based on the number who told me I've generally assumed it was all women! But thats me always jumping to conclusions!
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