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Should I just go round for a cup of tea and a chat then?
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no claky smash her back doors in for gods sake
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im sure she'd be happy with just that. a lot of people are lonely in the big smoke
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clarky get the chipolata out m8 and get round there now, tell the missus your neighbour needs a good seeing to :^0
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children please
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OK Clarky, I'll help you get over the guilt factor. Go see the girl, come back and then show your wife how much you love her too!
Win double, no messing! |
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the irony as it was you who went out looking for pussey
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:D love it
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Lozzy 03 Dec 21:54
Why are you telling us. Just knob the b1tch !!! Good to see Cyrano De Bergerac posting on the forum. |
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My mate offered to fill in for me...
Not sure she would take anyone though. |
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and why not , she sounds desperate
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post addy up then.....
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Don't think she's after anyone. Probably had her eye on me for a while.....
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introduce her to the chitchat forum if she's looking for company :^0 - could double the female presence!
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how many cats have you got clarky?
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This thread could have legs as well ;)
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clarky, get your ladder out and head for her bedroom window, as you look in the window, no doubt other neighbour's are in her bedroom ;)
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2 cats
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sweet, I've got 2, have to keep them seperated though. Stray has to sleep outside in kennel.
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Nice one
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Is her name Anna Whitney ?..
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That put an end to the discussion. lol
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What should I do if I see her?
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just say hello and lengthen your stride imo
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smile, tell her how good she looks and say you haven't been able to stop thinking about her.
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YOU ARE A DESPERATE FANTASIST (NAP)
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It's 100% true.
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:^0
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Lifes too short just give her your throbbing thrill hammer
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I kinda suspect that this may be fantasy, as if it is true...why on earth would you be asking us what you shoudl do??? You seem delusional, as you say she wouldn't want your mate and you reckon she has had her eye on you for some time. Get over yourself!
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Clarky9 03 Dec 21:41
I went out at about 1230am the other night to get one of my cats in and one of female neighbours was out in the car park. She is about 25, South African and introduced herself to me. Then she said that if I ever fancied going round and getting drunk with her and 'messing about' then she was up for it. She gave me her address and toldme she was lonely... Very Bizarre..... your neighbour gave you her address... yawn |
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shoot her in the face
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She lives in one of the flats, hence the address...
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.. the old car park trick hey
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If she lived as you say now in a block of flats you would have said 'she gave me her flat number' not
'she gave me her address' Did she give you her postcode as well ? :D :D |
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Everything's Gone Green 03 Dec 21:54
I hope I can speak for the forum when I say we are all incredibly envious as well. ==================== Not of Yorky's Dad's mate we're not :0 :0 |
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curious-cat 04 Dec 02:35
Did she give you her postcode as well ? =========== SYPH1 LI5 |
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council wallers thread
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Its 10 hours & 49 minutes since I was offered sex by a neighbour
BTW I have won £31,000 in the last three months. Is there any chance these two amazing events are connected ? |
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Wear a rubber, chances are she's got the lurgi bearing in mind where she comes from.
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