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Martin pipe returns
04 Dec 09 17:24
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Am I wrong to hope she gets a good seeing to by the nightclub bins before coming home to give me sloppy seconds ? When I look at it sober it seems plain wrong, but that's the beauty of Stella Artois for you.
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Report you_never_know • December 4, 2009 5:26 PM GMT
sure it's alger and not BITTER you're drinking?
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
Never touch "alger" mate nor since my dyslexia was diagnosed - I get sipped too easily.
Report GrimReaper • December 4, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
Uggghhh....stirring someone else's youghurt....bad arrows :_|
Report Hearts.no1 • December 4, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
Martin :^0 I love someone with a sense of humour ;)
Report Tevez is God • December 4, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
a pleasing riposte :)
Report HRH The Lager Khan • December 4, 2009 5:28 PM GMT
Aaaah - sweet romance!
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 5:29 PM GMT
Just me then. Nobody else hanker after anything similar after 20 years of marriage ?
Report Old Gregg's Designer Mangina • December 4, 2009 5:32 PM GMT
divorce maybe
Report poogirl • December 4, 2009 5:33 PM GMT
dont worry, i will call her taxi
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 5:35 PM GMT
Great shout Greggo, but surely worth trying stirring the porridge before running up the white flag ?

Our counsellor said to have a try at varying our sex life, so I've been knocking the lass in the next street off, so surely she can do her bit ?
Report Old Gregg's Designer Mangina • December 4, 2009 5:36 PM GMT
whateva floats your boat
Report flushgordon • December 4, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
do you want her creamed in every orifice, or just vag?
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 5:43 PM GMT
Just the rear door preferably though will take what I'm given. A bit of doner hanging out of her bra would really do me a favour too.
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag • December 4, 2009 5:48 PM GMT
can you re-iterate exactly why u want your wife coming home covered in spooge, rubbish & kebab, having just had her ar5e rogered by another bloke? Thanks
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
Not a problem Mave, to reinvigorate our love life.
Report stakingplan • December 4, 2009 5:59 PM GMT
maybe she thinks the same about you!
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:02 PM GMT
Cracking idea ! I should go out,** the arze of some random bird then go home with the precum still oozing out of the jappa. If I could find a bird willing to let me in that idea could have some legs.
Report Roquebrune • December 4, 2009 6:03 PM GMT
Stunning fred!
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:06 PM GMT
Just a small microcosm of the average guy's mind IMO.
Report Old Gregg's Designer Mangina • December 4, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
im quite glad I havent got a husband
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:17 PM GMT
Really ? You must spend a fortune on batteries and sherbet then.
Report Old Gregg's Designer Mangina • December 4, 2009 6:18 PM GMT
sherbert?
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:19 PM GMT
Do you not have a dog ?
Report Old Gregg's Designer Mangina • December 4, 2009 6:19 PM GMT
nope
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:20 PM GMT
OK. Forget the sherbet then.
Report Hoss • December 4, 2009 6:20 PM GMT
Just don't get too Stella'd and go down on her. Yuk
Report Old Gregg's Designer Mangina • December 4, 2009 6:20 PM GMT
i dont get it, could you explain
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:23 PM GMT
May I respectfully refer you to the thread about shameful acts....if further enlightenment is required my good friends at petsex.com will be able to help.
Report punkha1 • December 4, 2009 6:36 PM GMT
better off taking up swinging or something if u feel like that.
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:39 PM GMT
Swinging ? Bit vanilla IMO.
Report punkha1 • December 4, 2009 6:40 PM GMT
vanilla?
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:42 PM GMT
I agree.
Report bodil • December 4, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
I wonder how many people are going to stagger home after the works/office party and announce to their partners that "like Tiger Woods, I'm human and I'm not perfect." More than a few, I suspect.
Report Martin pipe returns • December 4, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
That's given me one almighty horn fella. Will they have strips of doner hanging out their bras too...? Please !!!
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