Am I wrong to hope she gets a good seeing to by the nightclub bins before coming home to give me sloppy seconds ? When I look at it sober it seems plain wrong, but that's the beauty of Stella Artois for you.
Great shout Greggo, but surely worth trying stirring the porridge before running up the white flag ?
Our counsellor said to have a try at varying our sex life, so I've been knocking the lass in the next street off, so surely she can do her bit ?
Great shout Greggo, but surely worth trying stirring the porridge before running up the white flag ?Our counsellor said to have a try at varying our sex life, so I've been knocking the lass in the next street off, so surely she can do her bit ?
can you re-iterate exactly why u want your wife coming home covered in spooge, rubbish & kebab, having just had her ar5e rogered by another bloke? Thanks
can you re-iterate exactly why u want your wife coming home covered in spooge, rubbish & kebab, having just had her ar5e rogered by another bloke? Thanks
Cracking idea ! I should go out,** the arze of some random bird then go home with the precum still oozing out of the jappa. If I could find a bird willing to let me in that idea could have some legs.
Cracking idea ! I should go out,** the arze of some random bird then go home with the precum still oozing out of the jappa. If I could find a bird willing to let me in that idea could have some legs.
May I respectfully refer you to the thread about shameful acts....if further enlightenment is required my good friends at petsex.com will be able to help.
May I respectfully refer you to the thread about shameful acts....if further enlightenment is required my good friends at petsex.com will be able to help.
I wonder how many people are going to stagger home after the works/office party and announce to their partners that "like Tiger Woods, I'm human and I'm not perfect." More than a few, I suspect.
I wonder how many people are going to stagger home after the works/office party and announce to their partners that "like Tiger Woods, I'm human and I'm not perfect." More than a few, I suspect.